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Ion I have is why the fuck the book is called The Three Musketeers D Artagnan is looking at Dumas like AM I A JOKE TO YOU282019 I just ordered this and I am beyond xcited If this is Naked Choke even half as good as The Count of Monte Cristo I will bow down before Dumas and get him into my olympus of favorite writers I thought that ueen Margot couldn t be topped I should have known better Honestly I do not havenough space to fully xplain all the ways I adore this book But I ll try to condense it First the four main characters Love love love and love Aramis and Porthos "The Merry And Pippin Of "Merry and Pippin of group if you ll xcuse the Murder at the Mansion extremely dorkish LOTR cross reference made me laugh D Artagnan was charmingven though or maybe because he had multiple moments where were I in the story I wouldn t know whether to kiss him or smack him upside the head and the pure unfiltered AWESOME that is Athos cannot be put into words My copy of the book is 754 pages but I was able to finish it in less than two weeks and not Healing Souls even notice the length because the story was songrossing As soon as I finished it I wanted to flip back to page 1 and start all over again Duels Lots and lots of duels The only complaint I had regarding the other Dumas book I d read before this ueen Margot as previously mentioned was that there was a total lack of what I will bluntly call the dirty details In Margot all the sex scenes were kept out of the way and judging by the description Dumas gave us of the characters nighttime activities no one managed to get laid for the ntire book The Three Musketeers on the other hand is by no means a bodice ripper but is still very romantic And then there s the scene where D Artagnan decides that nailing Milady will the scene where D Artagnan decides that nailing Milady will a good way to get revenge on her for kidnapping his girlfriend Which brings me to my next point Milady Holy crap I try to come up with words to describe her but I can t do it because my brain sort of slows down until all I can hear are the words Most Badass Character Ever repeating in my head over and over while the song Cold Hard Bitch by JET starts playing in the background if that makes any sense at all Just go with it okay But seriously let s talk about Milady for a minute She keeps poison in her ring seduces a guard who has been specifically warned that she ll try to seduce him stabs herself in the chest to make people think she killed herself regularly tries to assassinate D Artagnan and his friends and was generally such a psychotic bitch that ven Cardinal Richelieu was afraid of her UPDATEDear HollywoodWhat the FUCK is wrong with you Seriously fuck you guys LoveMadeline. Dumas Seductive Surrender (Highland Heather Romancing a Scot, embroiders upon history a colorful world of swordplay intrigue and romancearning The Three Musketeers its reputation as one of the most thrilling adventure novels ver writtenAn Unabridged Translation Revised and Updated by Eleanor HochmanWith an Introduction by Thomas Flanagan and an Afterword by Marcelle Clements?. Tting and totally unexpected The death toll was HIGH the most heart breaking death caused by naivety stupidity and I made the mature adult decision to pretend that it didn t happen Sue me 1882019 Watch me fight all the people who dislike Milady but love the Count meanwhile her true identity is concealed by various aliases and her main goal in the story is to get revenge on the men who hurt her so they re basically the same character In this ssay I will1882019 The moment I realised the only reason why the Cardinal wanted to take down the ueen was that she had previously rejected his advances 1782019 I was really out here thinking that Constance would survive this hot mess of an abduction and scape plan and that she and d Artagnan would live happily ver after sobs1782019 Milady really was that bitch kept poison in her ring stabbed herself to prove a point seduced a man who was warned as not to be seduced by her planned the assassination of her nemies with success voked fear in the Cardinal himself raised herself from being a nun to a prostitute over to a respected lady and spy for the government with millions at her disposal whilst being 221682019 Athos is really out here trying to convince me that he has nothing against women and never had any complain of them meanwhile he s the guy who hanged his own wife after he found out she used to be a prostitute1682019 Aramis is really out here trying to convince me that he s a man of God and only an interim musketeer meanwhile all he does is sulk over his mistress and conduct secret meetings with women at night 1582019 When the Cardinal sat a trap for ueen Anne d Artagnan "And Constance Moved Heaven And "Constance moved heaven and to get the diamond pendants she gave to Buckingham back from London only so she could bust them out and laugh in the Cardinal s face What a mood1582019 I have to work today so I won t be able to read anything and I m already mad I was just about to find out about Athos s wife Argh He s my mysterious fave1482019 I too deserve friends who would travel across countries and risk their lives because of a romantic notion that I have but no I can t The Deepest Sin even get a text back1382019 Constance is really out here telling her husband he s an imbecile and a scoundrel while still scheming away to protect her ueen D Artagnan I too would die for her1282019 I m only a hundred pages in but d Artagnan is already my trash child has challenged 4 dudes to a duel for petty reasons and in general lets his mouth get him into situations his ass can t handle Ya gurl is here for it782019 The book has arrived and I am already uaking in my seat The only uest. Porthos and Aramis as they battle theirnemies d’Artagnan proves he has the heart of a Musketeer and arns himself a place in their ranks Soon d’Artagnan and the gallant trio must use all their wits and sword skills to preserve the ueen’s honor and thwart the wicked schemes of Cardinal Richelieu With this classic tale.