[E–pub New] (The Book Thief)
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Series A) drive my review further up in the rankings by commenting on the misspelling You re veryear but I know his name is Anton and not Antonin On that same note you The Souls of Black Folk don t need to add comments telling me that Iidn t like the book because I Eating the Elephant don t know how to read andon t understand metaphors I actually have an MA in in English Lit so I The Alien's Patient do know how to read much better than youo in fact Now uit bothering me before I go get my PhD and then really turn into a credential touting ass UPDATE JULY 10 2013 To all jr high students who find themselves grossly offended by my review please remember that every time you leave a comment here you push my review up even higher in the rankings Please save us both time and energy by not commenting Thnx This was the biggest piece of garbage I ve ever read after The Kite Runner Just as with The Kite Runner I m somewhat shocked that this book is a bestseller and has been given awards chewed up and swallowed by the literary masses and regarded as greatness Riiiight The whole thing can be summed up as the story of a girl who sometimes steals books coming of age The Art of Taking Action during the Holocaust Throw in the snarky narration by Death nifty trick except that itoesn t work a few half assed Sotello DeLeos Action Thriller Singles drawings of birdies and swastikas senseless and often laughable prose that sounds like it was pulled from the poetry journal of a self important 15 year old and a cast of characters that throughout are like watching cardboard cutouts walking around VERY SLOWLY and that s the novel Here are some humble observations First chances are that you Mr Zusak are not Antonin Chekhov You are therefore incapable of properlyescribing the weather for use as a literary Dispossession device and you end up sounding like an asshole Don t believe meI like a chocolate colored sky Darkark chocolate Really Do you now The sky was ripping Like a tap that a child has tried it s hardest to turn off but hasn t uite managed Really Wow Next you ll tell me that the rain was like a shower I m moved Oh how the clouds stumbled in and assembled stupidly in the sky Great obese clouds Yes Stupid obese clouds They need an education and a healthy iet Next chances are that you Mr Zusak are not William Styron or any one of the other small handful of authors that can get away with Holocaust fiction They ve African American Women with Incarcerated Mates done their research had some inkling of writing ability and were able to tell fascinating stories You invented a fake town in Germany probably so youidn t have to Food Activism: Agency, Democracy and Economy do any research and told a long winded and poorly written story and in 500 pages you couldn t even make it to 1945 so you sloppilyropped off and wrapped it up in 1943 What s the point of writing historical fiction if you can t even stay within the basic confines of that hisotrical event For me this A Kid's Guide to African American History does nothing than trivialize the mass murder of over 6 million people Maybe that s why a 30 year old Australian shouldn t write about the Holocaust But that s just me Moving on But what really makes this book expensive toilet paper is the bad writing which is to be found not just in bizarreescriptions of the weather but really on every page Some personal favorites The breakfast colored sun Somewhere inside her were the souls of words The oldened young man WTF He crawled to a His Abused Mate disfigured figure Her words were motionless It smelled like friendship Remind me to sniff my friends next time I see themA multitude of words and sentences were at her fingertips HUH Pinecones littered the ground like cookies Sigh All of this is uite funny coming from a book where the main character supposedly learns the importance of words Further I love that the protagonist comes to the conclusion that Hitler would be nothing without words Really REALLY Would Hitler be nothing without WORDS What about self loathing misplaced blame and hatred an ideology xenophobia charisma an army and a pride injured nation willing to listen Don t those count for something The shit storm comes to an end when a bomb lands on our fictional town wiping out everyone save for the sometimes book thief main character Of course Because weak writers whoon t know how to end their story just kill everyone off for a clean break and some nice emotional manipulation Written for maximum tear jerking effect our main character spews out some great lines when she sees the Oral Tradition in African Literature death andestruction around her To her Change Leadership in Higher Education dead mother Godamn it you were so beautiful To her Oral Tradition in African Literature dead best friend as she shakes him Wake up I love you Wake up Didn t I see the same thing in that movie My Girl Then she profoundly notes that heread father was a man with silver eyes not Icons of African American Literature dead ones And this kind of angsty adolescent prose just never ended It went on and on to form the one long ass senselessisjointed story But that s ok Take it all the junk give it a uirky narrator an obscure and mysterious title throw in a Jew on the run from Nazis who likes to ROMANCE draw silly pictures of birds and swastikas and market it all as Holocaust lit Ahh the packaging of bullshit makes for such a sweet best seller Swallow itown America Put it on the shelf next to The Kite Runner You love this You live for this SUCKED I hate it when this happens I truly The Little Red Book do It makes me feel wrong inside when everyone else loves a book that I find to be underwhelming I mean what s wrong with me Did I not get it Obviously it must be a lack of intelligence or something because everyone seems to rate this 5 stars I was looking through my friend reviews hoping that someone would share my opinion at least a tiny bit and seeing 5 stars 5 stars 45 stars 5 stars I can appreciate that Markus Zusak is a very talented writer some of the phrases he uses are beautiful and highly uotable reminiscent of poetry than prose And the story idea A tale narrated by Death and set in Nazi Germany original and ominous But it was the story telling that never really worked for me This is one of those incredibly slow subtle books that are told in a series of anecdotes and are meant to cleverly build up a bigger picture but the stories justidn t interest meI could imagine I was reading a collection of short stories and not a full l I feel like I was just given a history lesson but in the most emotionally amaging possible This is a book to treasure a new classic I absolutely loved itSet in in the years 1939 1943 The Book Thief tells the story of Liesel narrated by Death who has in his possession the book she wrote about these years So in a way they are both book thieves Liesel steals randomly at first and later methodically but she s never greedy Death pockets Liesel s notebook after she leaves it forgotten in her grief amongst the estruction that was once her
street her home and carries it with himLiesel is effectively an orphan She never knew her her home and carries it with himLiesel is effectively an orphan She never knew her her mother Style in African Literature disappears afterelivering her to her new foster parents and her younger brother Alien Savior (Zerconian Warriors, died on the train to Molching where the foster parents live Death first encounters nine year old Liesel when her brotheries and hangs around long enough to watch her steal her first book The Gravedigger s Handbook left lying in the snow by her brother s graveHer foster parents Hans and Rosa Herbermann are poor Germans given a small allowance to take her in Hans a tall uiet man with silver eyes is a painter of houses etc and plays
the accordian He teaches Liesel how to read and write Rosa is gruff accordian He teaches Liesel how to read and write Rosa is gruff swears a lot but has a big heart and Lets Clap, Jump, Sing Shout; Dance, Spin Turn It Out! does laundry for rich people in the town Liesel becomes best friends with her neighbour Rudy a boy with hair the colour of lemons who idolises the black Olympic champion sprinter Jesse Owens One night a Jew turns up in their home He s the son of a friend of Hans from the first world war the man who taught him the accordian whose widowed wife Hans promised to help if she ever needed it Hans is a German whooes not hate Jews though he knows the risk he and his family are taking letting Max live in the basement Max and Liesel become close friends and he writes an absolutely beautiful story for her called The Standover Man which Italian Grammar (Quickstudy Reference Guides - Academic) damn near broke my heart It s the story of Max growing up and coming to Liesel s home and it s painted over white painted pages of Mein Kampf. Duitsland 1939 Liesel is pas negen jaar oud wanneer zeoor haar moeder naar een pleeggezin in Cities of Farmers de buurt van Munchen wordt gebracht Een van haar geliefde bezittingen is een klein zwart boekje 'Het Doodgravershandboek'at ze vond op het graf. Usive wayI m not pretentious enough to believe that my clumsy words can ever Muddying the Waters do this book justice I won t even try Time will speak for it as I m pretty sure it will survive forecades and generations to come The Book Thief and Markus Zusak should find their place in every school textbook all over the world Seven thousand stars could never be enough for this book EDIT A few words from the man himself I give this 5 stars BUT there is a Stolen Tomorrows: Understanding and Treating Women's Childhood Sexual Abuse disclaimer If you want a fast read this book is not for you If you only like happy endings this book is not for you If youon t like experimental fiction this book is not for you If you love to read and if you love to care about the characters you read about and if you love to eat words like they re ice cream and if you love to have your heart broken and mended on the same page this book is for you This story is narrated by Death Carnal Abuse by Deceit during World War II and it is the story of a young German girl who comes of ageuring one of the most horrific times in recent history Death has a personality If something bad is about to happen Death warns you ahead of time My favorite part is when he stomps on a framed picture of Hitler on his way to retrieve a thousand souls from a bomb raid Death is trying to understand the human race as much as the humans are When his job becomes unbearable he watches the color of the sky as he gathers the souls and carries them away The Hes Opposing Counsel descriptions of the sky are like nothing I ve ever read A few uotes In years to come he would be a giver of bread not a stealer proof again of the contradictory human being So much good so much evil Just add water p164The town that afternoon was covered in a yellow mist which stroked the rooftops as if they were pets and filled up the streets like a bath p247He was a black suit than a man His face was a mustache p413Heoes something to me that boy Every time It s his only Articles on Bloom County, Including: Berkeley Breathed, Billy and the Boingers, the Academia Waltz, Opus (Comic Strip), Outland (Comic Strip), Minor Characters in Bloom County, a Wish for Wings That Work, Goodnight Opus, the Last Basselope detriment he steps on my heart He makes me cry p531There was once a strange small man Heecided three important The Rise of Nerd Politics details about his life 1 He would part his hair from the opposite side to everyone else 2 He would make himself a small strange mustache 3 He would oneay rule the world Yes the Fuhrer Motivational Enhancement Therapy Manual: A Clinical Research Guide for Therapists Treating Individuals With Alcohol Abuse and Dependence decided that he would rule the world with words p445 Just to clarify Yes Iid cryI ve read a lot of positive and negative reviews for this book I can see why people wouldn t like it I really can Perhaps because I took a lot out of it personally I found I enjoyed it a lotuick test to see if you ll like this book1 Did you like Anne of Green Gables2 Can you cope with an off beat melancholy caustic Boku no Hero Academia dj - 爆豪、ケツの穴開発するってよ。 [Bakugou, Ketsu no Ana Kaihatsu Surutte yo.] dead pan self righteous narrator3 Do you like wordsuestions 4 8 were all about what kind of underwear you re wearing soon t worry about themSo let s all gather around for story time with Mistress KatTwo incidents set me off lately1 My neighbour came to me and complained about the Islanders for those not Australian the Tongan Fiji Papa New Guinea and New Zealand populations of Australia causing trouble and otherwise Manga Mania Magical Girls and Friends How to Draw the Super Popular Action Fantasy Characters of Manga defiling our great and beautiful nation2 I was tooling around on Facebook when I noticed one of my friends one of those friends you ve never met except in an internet community hosting a link to a video of a speech from a man addressing the American people I wouldn t go so far as to say that he is reminiscent of a neo Hitler but let s just say that the comparison would not be wholly unearned Her comments on the video were that everything he said was right it was time that people sat up and listened for the sake of their country and that it s about time somebody Inside Academia did something Fuck me I ve heard this phrase so many times What is it exactly that they re referring to Do they actually know I ve yet to hear them pronounce what this something is or what it looks like Is there some plan that I m not aware of that they re referring to Does it involve chipmunks honey and teuilaTo my neighbour I simply mumbled that I had to leave and got in my car I was offended on behalf of my friends so I blew him off and I haven t really spoken to him since To my Facebook friend I resisted the urge to make any comments Iebated about starting a fight that would in all likelihood spill over to our community In the end I ignored her and I haven t spoken to her sinceThe Book Thief is not your typical WWII story It Protest Politics in the Marketplace doesn t even ask you to sympathize with the Jews Their plight is background to the story and their struggles and pains are rarely shown except through the pitifulbeautiful character of Max This story actually focuses on the bad guys Zusak assumes that you know about the struggle and the plight of the Jews He assumes that you feel for them that you are horrified on their behalf and so heoesn t spend much time eliciting an emotion that you are expected to haveInstead it focuses on the BAD guys You get to know and live the lives of a small and poor town in Germany The thing is though that these aren t really the bad guys Zusak probably rightly assumes that we Celestial Tears Hidden Alchemy d never be able to really empathize and enjoy reading a book about characters truly bad They re not really bad After all they may be Germans and they may have escaped persecution andeath but they re still poor They re the tiny fraction of the German population who sympathizes with the Jews They harbour a Jewish man in their home and come to love him The thing is though that for most of the novel they re not the good guys either They The Exposition of Artistic Research don t speak up for the Jewish people theyon t try to change popular opinion they on t stand for what s right They uietly try to get by without causing waves and without risking much of themselvesSo you can see how I would sympathize How
could I think that I m one of the good guys when I on t stand up for people I think that I m one of the good guys when I on t stand up for people Shouldn t I have challenged my neighbour and asked how he knew that the Islanders were to blame for all the crime Shouldn t I have asked him how many Islanders he knew How he could make such assumptions about people Shouldn t I have challenged my facebook friend Shouldn t I have asked her why she s spreading propaganda Couldn t I have probed her to think critically about this man s claims about facts and ETHICS NO I DIDN T WANT TO CAUSE PROBLEMS No I idn t want to cause problems I The Economics of Agricultural Development didn t want to make wavesThe narrator of The Book Thief makes a claim that Hitler s took over a country and started a war not with guns or weapons but with words I ve read others consider this claim to be stupid and ridiculous but I actually agree with him When I was a child I asked my Great Aunt Nell why she insisted on engaging me in long and tedious hypotheticalebates about morality human nature ethics and theology Her response was always the same if you Shallow Grave don t fill a child s head with all the right stuff someone will come along and fill it with all the wrong stuff It s kind of like those corny motivational uotes that the teachers post in their rooms Those who stand for nothing fall for anythingWell I agree When youon t educate people when you The Pocket Guide to Action don t teach them to think critically with full understanding and proper knowledge then other people come along and whisper in their ear and fill their heads up with mindless rot Hitler told the German people how to think He told them who was Wrong Why they were Wrong How to fix the Wrong What was Right Then heid the most powerful thing a person could o he told them a story When you tell a whole nation a story about the future a gloriously bright future with Plenty and Joy a future in which they are redeemed and have conuered their enemies a future in which they are
happy and Everything Is As It Should Be and if you tell and Everything Is As It Should Be and if you tell story well enough then you can conuer a country and wage a war without ever firing a single bullet Coincidently when you on t speak up when you Made to Crave Action Plan Participants Guide don t proclaim the truth when you re too afraid to replace ignorance with knowledge then you re no better than an accomplice to a crime I can t imagine how my friends would feel if they known that I stood by and allowed them and their family and children to be slandered like that Pretty appalled I imagine and rightfully soAnd now we come to the big reason why I think a lot of people Introduction to African American Studies didn t like this book the narratorThe Hunger Gamesid a similar thing to The Book Thief It sought to instil in its readers a sense of proper shame However as opposed to The Book Thief you My Lover didn t feel judged After all for the Sins that The Hunger Games was preaching of we re all guilty and in our combined guilt there seems to be a lessening of accountability Perhaps there s a sense that we re all goingown together When we re Alcohol Addiction damned at least we ll have good company Pt ze zich vast aan haar schatten Dit is een verhaal van moed vriendschap liefde en overlevenood en verdriet Dit is Liesels leven in Mobilizing New York de Himmelstraat verteldoor Aspects of South African Literature de ogen vane Dood een toepasselijke verteller Maar zal hij haar ook sparen.
Free ownload × eBook, ePUB or Kindle PDF ä Markus ZusakWhich you can see through the paintWhenever I read a book I cannot help but read it in two ways the story itself and how it s written They re not uite inseparable but they efinitely support each other With The Book Thief Markus Zusak has shown he s a writer of genius an artist of words a poet a literary marvel His writing is lyrical haunting poetic profound Death is rendered vividly a lonely haunted being who is Social Media in Academia drawn to children who has had a lot of time to contemplate human nature and wonder at it Liesel is very real a child living a child s life of soccer in the street stolen pleasures sudden passions and a full heart while around her bombsrop maimed veterans hang themselves bereaved parents move like ghosts Gestapo take children away and the Dream Save Do: Life is Short, Live Your Dream dirty skeletons of Jews are paraded through the townMany things save this book from being all outepressing It s never morbid for a start A lively humour Orality in Igbo (African) Literature dances through the pages and the richness of theescriptions as well as the richness of the characters hearts cannot fail to lift you up Also it s great to read such a balanced story where ordinary Germans even those who are blond and blue eyed are as much at risk of losing their lives of being persecuted as the Jews themselvesI can t go any further without talking about the writing itself From the very first title page you know you re in for something very special indeed The only way to really show you what I mean is to select a few uotes and I wish I was better at keeping track of lines I loveAs he looked uncomfortably at the human shape before him the young man s voice was scraped out and handed across the Modern English in Action (Level 12) dark like it was all that remained of him p187 Imagine smiling after a slap in the face Then think ofoing it twenty four hours a Nature-Inspired Metaheuristic Algorithms day That was the business of hiding a Jew p239The book was released gloriously from his hand It opened and flapped the pages rattling as it covered ground in the air More abruptly than expected it stopped and appeared to be sucked towards the water It clapped when it hit the surface and began to floatownstream p325So many humans So many colours They keep triggering inside me They harass my memory I see them tall in their heaps all mounted on top of each other There is air like plastic a horizon like setting glue There are skies manufactured by people punctured and leaking and there are soft coal coloured clouds beating like black hearts And then There is The Alchemical Mandala A Survey of the Mandala in the Western Esoteric Traditions death Making his way through all of it On the surface unflappable unwavering Below unnerved untied and undone p331After ten minutes or so what was most prominent in the cellar was a kind of non movement Their bodies were welded together and only their feet changed position or pressure Stillness was shackled to their faces They watched each other and waited p402People and Jews and clouds all stopped They watched As he stood Max looked first at the girl and then staredirectly into the sky who was wide and blue and magnificent There were heavy beams planks of sun falling randomly wonderfully onto the road Clouds arched their backs to look behind as they started again to move on It s such a beautiful The Alcohol Blackout: Walking, Talking, Unconscious Lethal day he said and his voice was in many pieces A greatay to Digital Feminist Activism: Girls and Women Fight Back Against Rape Culture die A greatay to The Story of Han Xiangzi: The Alchemical Adventures of a Daoist Immortal (China Program Book) die like this pp543 4Writing like this is not something just anyone cano it s true art Only a writer of Zusak s talent could make this story work and coud get away with such a proliferation of adjectives and adverbs to write in such a way as to revitalise the language and use words to paint emotion and a vivid visual landscape in a way you Alien Mate (Zerconian Warriors, d never before encountered This is a book about the power of words and language and it is fitting that it is written in just such this way The way this book was written also makes me think of a musical or an elaborate flamboyant stage play It s in the title pages for each part in Death s asides and manner of emphasing littleetails or even speech in the way Death narrates giving us the ending at the beginning giving little melodrammatic pronouncements that make you shiver It s probably the first book I ve read that makes me feel how I feel watching The Phantom of the Opera if that helps explain itAnd it made me cry I put off reading this book for the library book club Here are my three reasons for The Responsible Critic: Essays on African Literature, in Honor of Professor Ben Obumselu doing so1 It s a Young Adult Book I am an Adult It can t be that good if it s written for young people2 It s about the Holocaust and I think we ve all heard enough about that The author will probably even focus on colors among the grays as in Schindler s List3 I have WAY too many other books to readAfter avoiding the book for as long as possible I satown hoping to enjoy it enough to gain some clever comments for the book groupTurns out most of my concerns were right But one other thing was also true THIS BOOK ROCKSThe first thing any review will say about this Video review can be found here s going to take awhile for this book to fully sink in but overall this was a masterpiece THE BOOK THIEF A Summary Liesel Hi I m Liesel I have no personality but I m a cute little girl Death Her name is not Liesel Her name is THE BOOK THIEF and I shall name her that for the rest of the bookLiesel Even though I stole like 3 books in total or something Death Shut up Book ThiefRudy Hello everyone Have you ever seen a lemon That s what my hair looks like Death Here is a little information you should know this books is filled with many interesting facts Very relevant and everything We shall kick off with the Race, Culture and Identity in Francophone West African and Caribbean Literature and Theory: From Negritude to Creolite (Francophone Cultures and Literatures, Vol. 32) definition from theictionary of the word lemon Reader The fuck Death A lemon is a vegetable that is very yellow and acid That s what the Book Thief s friend s hair looks likeReader That s not a very good Hot African American Erotica description That s how I picture Rudy now view spoiler hide spoiler Wheneath captures me the boy vowed he will feel my fist on his face Personally I uite like that Such stupid gallantryYesI like that a lotA few Advancing Biological Farming days ago when I was starting The Book Thief my mother stopped by and saw the book on my coffee table Having just read it herself and knowing me better than anyone else in the world I might add she wasetermined to save me from myself She Cards Of Alchemy did her very best to convince me not to read it Sheescribed in The Hermetic and Alchemical Writings of Paracelsus Forgotten Books detail the threeay long headache all the crying had caused her and the heartache she now has to live with but I m nothing if not stubborn I guess I never learned to listen to my mother I m pretty sure her parting sentence was Don t come crying to me And I Purely Academic didn t I huddled in a corner and cried inconsolably instead Death himself narrates the story about a little girl named Liesel growing up with her foster parents in Nazi Germany At the beginning I felt somewhat intimidated by the idea of Death as a narrator I assumed that his voice would beark and thunderous but for the most part he was a ray of light illuminating earth s saddest time Incredibly insightful observations and occasional The Academic Job Search Handbook dry humor are only some of the things no one but Death could have brought into this story Besides we hear people calling God s name everyay for many reasons but when Death calls to Him in The Hawaiian Islands Their Resources, Agricultural, Commercial and Financial despair and even those calls fall oneaf ears no
one can fail to understand the gravity of the situationI o not carry a sickle orcan fail to understand the gravity of the situationI o not carry a sickle or scytheI only wear a hooded black robe when it s coldAnd I Alien n Outlaw Galactic Alliance don t have those skull like facial features you seem to enjoypinning on me from aistance You want to know what I truly look likeI ll help you out Find yourself a mirror while I continueThe Book Thief is not one of those books you read compulsively esperate to find out what
s on the next page No It is in fact better to read it slowlyon the next page No It is in fact better to read it slowly small oses in a way that allows you to savor every doses in a way that allows you to savor every and absorb the power and the magic it contains All the while you know what s going to happen Death has no patience for mysteries However anticipation of the inevitable makes it even worse My whole body was tingling with fear because I knew what was coming and I knew that it was only a matter of timeZusak found a way to give a fresh approach to a much told story He offered a glimpse at the other side of the coin Really should we feel sorry for the people hiding in a basement in Munich suburbs Sure bombs are falling on their heads but most of them are members of the Nazi Party willingly or reluctantly Some of them truly think that Jews are no better than rats Some on the other hand are hiding a Jew in their own basement Some are just innocent children But the important uestion is are we any better at all if we Financial Alchemy (Volume 1) don t feel compassion and sorrow Deathoes a great job of asking all these uestions in a calm unobtr. Van haar broertje In Narcissistic Abuse de jarenat Liesel bij Tardis - Timeline de Hubermanns woont wordt ze een gewiekste boekendief Ze redt boeken vane nazi boekverbrandingen en steelt ze uit Alien Husband Alien Bride de bibliotheek vane burgemeester Tijdens The Violent Stepfather 2 de verwoestende bombardementen klam.