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E Jack and the Beanstalk: Ladybird First Favourite Tales right Sometimes this is hilarious but even at its best these episodes neverise above the status of a harmless anecdoteIn the end Timur chose a protagonist who just Captain Corellis Mandolin remains too artificial From page one it is clear that Timur s fictional Hitler is a literary device and as such Adolfemains an abstract notion throughout the majority of the book I think Timur would have been able to deliver his cathartic face slapping to much better effect had he chosen to write a fictional biography of Adolf Hitler Now that would have been evil A Hitler who wakes up in 21st Century Berlin and Landscapes of the Chinese Soul rails at graffiti and day time telly Yea that makes me smile but in the end so what No chance to confuse Adolf with Hitler A Hitler whoelives NS Germany as I narrative Now that would be chilling Adolf would still be the fictional Hitler but no prizes for guessing that we would forget this over the course of 400 pagesWhat this book is perceived to beAnd yet even though for the most part a harmlessly amusing book I think so anyway Timur s intended satire still managed to polarise public opinion in Germany Mostly people were unsure whether Hitler Landscapes of the Chinese Soul: The Enduring Presence of the Cultural Revolution represents an appropriate subject for political satire or not Leaving that aside I found it illustrative toead through some of the eviews eaders published on and goodreads It appears to me that many who liked the book liked it for the Media, Mobilization and the Umbrella Movement righteason the idea that laughing along with Hitler is something that sticks in your throat something that makes you think about whether the historical Hitler would again Getting a Life with Asperger's: Lessons Learned on the Bumpy Road to Adulthood receive adulation in modern day Germany and by extension in the societies of the 30 odd countries into whose languages the book was translated But still many positiveeviews stay uite close to the actual book and ask themselves whether Hitler may have been a talk show host or would indeed be able to side with the Green party I wonder whether these thoughts do not in the end essentially miss the point And I think I am finding the point when I look at some of the negative Wie ich Brad Pitt entführte reviews At least someeaders are intensely emotional about the book to the point that they are advocating not to Encyclopedia of Management Development Methods read it or even to suppress it Views are expressed that freedom of speech needs to find a naturalestriction when such freedom might insult the sentiments of others This is a complex issue and I cannot do it justice here but we need to The Heart of Coaching Supervision: Working with Reflection and Self-Care remember that these views are directed against a specific example of free speech and not offered as a theoretical view And this finally delivered the chilling punch I had been missing so much in the book The lure ofadical views is subtle Dictators tend to suppress freedom of speech for France is a Feast: The Photographic Journey of Paul and Julia Child reasons that they genuinely believe in Theseeasons may feel twisted misinformed and cynical to those whose views are suppressed But it feels too easy to dismiss the Hitlers Stalins and Honeckers of this world as evil crazed psychopaths who live in a world apart from that inhabited by intelligent enlightened and life competent individuals The part inhabited by us The truth may be much subtle and it is likely to be uncomfortable In an attempt to make sure that it never happens again we may be inclined to suppress freedom of speech in order to protect the innocent But it is not by suppression of ideas seen as potentially harmful that freedom is protected Freedom is protected if members of a society embed the chorus of their voices in democracies governed by the Kandinsky rule of law Doing so will dilute the impact of any one view and yet allow each one to be heardAnd looking at some of the views expressed in the wider debate about this book I wonder whether a threat to the open society may not come from those wishing to protect it as much as from those sworn to destroy it Had Timur been able to deliver this disturbing thought in a masterful satire I would have given it 5 starsBut he didn t and so I didn t This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial 30 Unported License I have finally managed toead this controversial book and now I understand why it has become so controversial This is cutting satire which pulls no punches in the tradition of Jonathan Swift many a time you will flinch while eading it This is the way I believe that satire should work while making one laugh it should also make one uncomfortable and make one uestion the very basis of one s fondly held beliefs It did this for me I laughed out loud in very few places but all the while my inner demon was seething with evil laughterThe premise of the novel is simple to the point of silliness Hitler is deposited into the middle of modern day Germany without any explanation

People take him for a impersonator while he is the middle of modern day Germany without any explanation whatsoever People take him for a flawless impersonator while he is sincere in his motives to set Germany ight While the country sees him as a comedian par excellence on TV Adolf is using it as a means of propaganda to Trial by Fire (All We Hold Dear (Sequel) Book 2) re establish his philosophy in the minds of the Volk As the show and the showman become aunaway hit he is wooed by different parties and gets a book contract and at the end of the novel we A Sudden Dawn realise with a shudder that Hitler is slowlye emergingThe juxtaposition of a historical figure with modern society is a common trope used in many satirical plays in India it is a useful tool to satirise modern society in the light of age old values However here we find modern society evaluated in the light of Nazi values celebrity culture and the ethics of journalism for example and we sometimes find ourselves agreeing with Hitler This is deeply disturbing and forces us to uestion the values which we have become accustomed to which is good IMO but which I suspect may get a lot of people pissed off A mirror is sometimes very difficult to look intoAnother disturbing fact Hitler s popularity In the guise of humour only for the audience the Fuhrer is in dead earnest so much of hatred for the other is tolerated nay even encouraged It made me uestion the limits of satire itself for example in a joke aimed at a particular community are we laughing at the issue or the target community For example do we see a magazine such as Charlie Hebdo satirising society or insulting eligion So while applauding Hitler as a comedian is society tacitly putting the seal of approval on his dangerously eccentric ideas due to its own ingrained acism Continuing in the same vein is this what happened originally when a little man with a Dziewczynka ridiculous moustache was able take centre stage in German politics after spending a long time on the fringes frightening thought thatThe novel is brilliantly written in Hitler s unreadable Iead an excerpt of this book and I talked at length with someone who has ead half of it before tossing it with disgustThis book may ead funny but to make a somewhat likable comic figure of the most cruel mass murderer the 20th century has seen is not only tasteless but dangerousShame on anyone who writes a positive eview on this book Shame on anyone who buys this book or asks for this book at the library Shame on anyone who supports the author and the publisher of this book with a single dimeI am asking anyone who has a single brain cell left Are 70 million dead in WWII 6 million of them Jews who died in the Holocaust eason to make fun of And I am not even talking about those who have lost loved ones their health andor all they ever owned The murderer of all these people is not a comic figureLearning that this book has become a bestseller in Germany makes me ashamed of being German PLEASE NOTE This eview was also posted on in October 2013 ejected it stating that it did not meet s Bayou Country Bloodsport regulations and guidelines When I asked which changes wereeuired to make this eview meet egulations and guidelines eplied after one week apologizing and saying that the ejection had been a mistake then published this Esperanza renace review without changes However in spring 2014 when the English version of the book came on the marketemoved my eview without notifying me I have so far efrained from writing and posting a castrated version of my American Masters of the Mississippi Gulf Coast: George Ohr, Dusti Bonge, Walter Anderson, Richmond Barthe review UPDATE Dec 19 2014 I have just posted an entirely new 1 stareview on I will see tomorrow whether or not has accepted itUPDATE Dec 20 2014 My eview on went live today It eads as follows10 out of 5 stars 70 million dead are soooooo funny Come to think of it my 1 star Sitzungs-Berichte Der Gesellschaft Naturforschender Freunde Zu Berlin: Jahrgang 1893 (Classic Reprint) review of the book which took down when the English version of the book came out has indeed overlooked some of the book s merits How obtuse must I have been to overlook how the younger generations of the stupid masses could benefit from this book This book can teach them a lot So for instance1 Hitler is not a scary fairy tale figure He haseally existed This is important to know particularly since it has been doubted even denied that the Holocaust ever happened From there it would be only one step to assume that Hitler hadn t existed either2 Hitler was not an alien He was human that s what so many From Muslim to Christian Granada reviewers of the book have concluded aftereading the book Besides there is documented proof that Hitler was born to a no not a virgin but to an earthly woman3 Hitler was not a monster that s again what so many eviewers of the book have pointed out And I can confirm that Hitler had two arms and two legs and even some kind of a head he didn t have horns nor did he spit fire and he didn t even have an euine club foot Thus Hitler was lucky Because had he been deformed in any way he might have felt compelled to have himself euthanized4 Hitler was somewhat likable at least that s what so many eviewers took from this book Well I don t uite understand why anyone in his Resonance of Suffering: Countertransference in Non-Neurotic Structures right mind might want to portray a mass murderer of unimaginable dimensions likable Yet it says in the bible to love thee neighbor And since after WWII with about 70 mio people dead let s forget about the uestionable Holocaust which many of theeaders of the book might not believe in most eaders would find it somewhat difficult to outright love Hitler the author might have wanted to compromise and portray Hitler as at least likable Either that or maybe the author did not think of the bible at all but ather of the average intelligence of his potential Domesticating Drink: Women, Men, and Alcohol in America, 1870-1940 readers and of his bank account For commercialeasons it is always advisable to have a likable protagonist one that Lord Byron at Harrow School: Speaking Out, Talking Back, Acting Up, Bowing Out readers canelate to5 Contemporary German politicians are stupid Yet in order to learn this true fact Teaching Machines: Learning from the Intersection of Education and Technology readers could have saved themselves the expense for this book Some might have already known and those who didn t I could have told for free And not only GERMAN politicians are stupid politicians of other countries well never mind this is off topic6 Celebrities are not always what the public thinks they are Good to know Yet this knowledge could also easily be obtained otherwise7 It is ok to turn each and every mass murderer into a comic figure Having people shot blown up hanged or gassed is soooooo funny Besides humor is the best weapon for stopping evil tyrants This is how Hitler and Stalin were stopped from murdering many millions of people Wait a moment I got a little confused here Allow me At age 75 I am entitled to a little brain fog So forget it Hitler and Stalin WEREN T stopped but they might have been stopped had people been able toead Timur Vermes s book Or maybe not Never mind Anyway it is ok to write a humorous book about every evil murderer8 It is possible to make a fortune writing funny books about evil mass murderers While not every wannabe bestseller author may be successful with such a book it is at least worth a try Advice to fledgling authors Don t start with a big mass murderer like Hitler or Stalin start small with a serial killer or a school shooter with no less than 12 and no than 50 victims If this works out you can always advance to bigger book projects such as making an avuncular likable protagonist out of Saddam Hussain or Nero Nero I said not Nehru stupid 9 People can Sisi: Empress on Her Own return from beyond Yet here I have to admit that it was a disadvantage not to haveead the whole book I don t know how it explained how Hitler managed to perform this task But I am sure that the smartest of the not so smart eaders will have figured out a way how this could be done even though as I have heard the author did not bother to elaborate10 Some optimistic eviewers have suggested that this book might induce so far uneducated and ignorant eaders to follow up with advanced eading And this may be true Mein Kampf is available here on and has huge numbers of wonderful The Life of Samuel Johnson reviews just as Er ist wieder da However for those with somewhat elevated brain function I wouldecommend a few other books instead of the above mentioned For instance Hitler The Memoir of the Nazi Insider Who Turned Against the Fuehrer by Ernst Hanfstaengl Berlin Diary by William Shirer Survival in Auschwitz by Primo Levi The Reawakening by Primo LeviStill Alive A Holocaust Childhood Remembered by Ruth KluegerAnd if something humorous is desired by all means look for a different topicNote for those who are a bit slow on the uptake If this eview confuses you please look up the words satire sarcasm and irony. Ce nulla per nasconderlo anzi è tremendamente eale Eppure nessuno gli crede tutti lo prendono per uno straordinario comico tutti lo cercano tutti lo vogliono tutti lo imitano Il mondo che Hitler incontra 66 anni dopo infatti è cinico spudorato bramoso di successo e incapace di opporre ualsiasi A Wizard in Love resistenza al “nuovo” demagogo Al massimoiesce ad apporre il compulsivo “mi piace” “non mi piace” dei social network Farsa satira pura comicità analisi spietata e corrosiva del nostro tempo il omanzo d’esordio di Timur Vermes è un gioiello di intelligente umorismo ed è divenuto in breve tempo grazie al passaparola un fenomeno editoriale con pochi precedent. ,

Proudly points outRepeatedly and Tigers in Normandy repeatedly andepeatedly he s the kind of guy who s so focused on achieving his goal that he ignores the fact that 1 he oughta be dead 2 he traveled through time He goes on exploring the new world and gets a career on TVNow the very premise of this work does turn many people off immediately I have seen that uite often both in private discussions and Presidential Secrecy and the Law reviews but also in interviews commentaries by journalists and in one german talk show The uestion many people ask is this Is this book pro Hitler It often is paired with another uestion Is the author a Nazi01 Is this book pro HitlerIf you veead the blurb you could say Maybe If you ve ead the book you should say No Because it s very very direct in that aspect In fact it s so direct that the very fact that Hitler is not a cuddly neighbours dog jumps in your face with ocket speed and breaks your noseDon t be mistaken It is not impossible that this work brings across the wrong message But mind you this needs something to already be there in the Hume on Religion reader Pro Nazi sentiments Anti semitism Racism Ignorance towards logic and empathy Still That is not the fault of the author Also those cases are the minority I am not making this up pretty much everyeaction towards this book can be categorised in two ways 1 Oh God it s Hitler I hate it or 2 This is satire criticism and a well deserved warning against Nazi ideologyWhat I essentially want to say is this If it so happens that someone gets the wrong idea then that s not the author s fault simply because he made it so apparent that you should not like the protagonistLet s take a closer look So there are jokes involved There s humour in many things Hitler does and gets confronted with Try to cut that all out nobody would Master Plots: Race and the Founding of an American Literature, 1787-1845 read it Seriously Vermes managed to grasp Hitler s style so wonderfully it could be Hitler himself writing were it not for the lesson in it Have you deareaderAnd I know you City Schools: Lessons from New York reeading this ever tried to The Widow's Lawman read Mein Kampf I tried I failed It s just unendurable No kidding a law textbookeads like a children s book compared to that The sane mind cannot endure Hitlers very own book for longer than a paragraph Trust me I triedDoes the humour in this book make Hitler look good It doesn t make him look bad I assure you until he says something misogynistic The Story Within racist or anti semiticight after thatAn example There s a point where Hitler complains about the overloading of electronical devices eg mobile phones with unneeded crap that leaves the young people pressing their noses against the screens so much thousands of them get knocked over by cars His comment It will be this one of my first plans to forbid these telephone devices actually to only allow them for elements of sub aces or maybe even order those to use them Those can lie for days on the major streets of Berlin like dead hedgehogs that s at least a practical advantageDo you notice that he doesn t pay any thought or emotion to the lives of people he deems unworthy Do you notice that he talks about teenagers being killed by cars because of his order and that he s fine with that Yes So why do you complainHey be all against Hitler the way you want if you so choose to avoid anything that portrays him in less than the light of the psychopath you think he was that s your choice But for the love of sanity look at what the author does Yes he portrays Hitler like a human being like a person very close to the original But that s exactly the thing That s what makes it so evident that Hitler was thinking and doing bad thingsI mean come on would you view any protagonist who promotes the organized extermination of specific human aces as something worth doing as positive Yes Please think againIt s not that this Hitler says the bad things That s obvious and it doesn t go away just because he makes some funny jokesMost of those actually God Gave Me a Mulligan: A Journalist's Life in War and Peace related to the time travel than anything else It s that the people around this Hitler hear those things and don t do anything about it Why yes there are people who stand up against him Those are either the politically over correct types or modern Nazis The first because theye concernced the latter because they think he s making fun of their F hrerWhen actually they Elephant Slaves and Pampered Parrots: Exotic Animals in Eighteenth-Century Paris re already good at making themselvesidiculous Others are in general charmed by his as they think satirical portrayal of the dead Austrian So much that they fail to notice his misogyny His The American Academic Profession: Transformation in Contemporary Higher Education racism His anti semitism Which is a pretty accurate portrayal of our societySpeaking of Germany here but if youe from the US you should also check your views on those topics just to be sure There s an easy test for misogyny Do you think that a woman is guilty if she get s molested or The Rise and Fall of the Biopsychosocial Model: Reconciling Art and Science in Psychiatry raped Then yes youe misogynistic Misogyny nowadays Not discussed Dismissed Always a part of some conspiracy against politicians Yes that s idiotic And The Arena: An Offering to Contemporary Monasticism racism Good heavens no we don t even talk about that how could we beacist How How or maybe we just are And don t even get me started in anti semitism that deserves a whole school subjectBack to HitlerThis one just sounds so weird What s left to say Not much actually There s still the issue that not everything Hitler says is wrong There are problems in modern Germany There is a horrible waste of esources There are the unemployed who are calmed with money by social care when all the economy wants the government to do is taking care of those peoples ability to buy their products Those problems exist they are facts The ueation is if you want to believe Hitler when he ascribes them to jewish or communistic conspiracies or if you actually want to use your sanity But that s entirely up to you eader I suggest you go and see for yourself what you think about this Hitler Maybe just maybe it helps you to grasp the feeling of just how dangerous that man wasBefore I forget it let s uickly look at the second uestion I have uoted above 02 Is the author a NaziJudging by interviews with Vermes I d say No He deliberately wrote this as a satire to show the dangers of Hitlers thoughts and the ignorance towards those coming from anyone else than Hitler himselfOr just the one who s A Kangaroo's Life regarded as someone elseBut of course people can lie So what does the book sayHey book is your author a Nazi Book Are you fucking kidding meSorry book I just had toWith all I have stated above does anyoneeally think it s possible that the author of this particular book is a Nazi Can you eally think that someone who shows how Hitler would be very willing to exterminate at least a few millions of our fellow citizens who are of foreign descent that someone who warns us to be careful for our fellow human beings all of our fellow human beings that someone like this is a Nazi Yes Well then I can t help you and you should eally check in with your doctor just to be sure Because facts are facts and some things are so obvious facts that it s very bothersome to not be able to see thoseWell I think I m kind of done here If it so happens that I want to add anything I ll put a note at the top of the Filosofía e inmanencia review that informs you of any changes that have been made If anyone wants to add a comment Feel free to do so I d love to hear other thoughts on this book and myeviewAnd just because I can t The Monacan Indian Nation of Virginia: The Drums of Life resist Die Krankenschwester kommt herein Ich wollte nur kurz nach dem Rechten sehenHitler Dem geht s gutAnd in EnglishFree translation by myself so sorry if it s not so funny as the original Nurse enters the toom I just wanted to look if everything s allrightHitler Yes I m allight Running into ideasFor the last few days I ve been eading Timur s book and yesterday I finished it That is usually the time when I force my opinion on the world it was time to leave a eview on GoodreadsAs I was walking home after work I thought about my upcoming Murder in Gutenthal review What to say about this What did I think I wasn t sure Actually I had trouble deciding what this book was aboutDid it leave me with any lasting impressions Noteally Any deeper insights No Anything lighter maybe Yes maybe This was amusing at times but surely nothing For the most part this felt fluffy the narrative One of Our Thursdays Is Missing remained surreal and kept me at a distance Huh So what to say about this What is the point of this bookI decided to leave myeview until tomorrow and went out for a On the Field of Glory: an Historical Novel of the Time of King John Sobieski run along the Thames London lay in the eveningays of spring the sun gleaming off the water diners and drinkers lining the embankment chatting and laughing the work week a memory the weekend days a promise The mood was light the city was buzzing and the world was good I set out and became part of the urban summer Running hard for a stretch walking the next I tried to execute a techniue the experts call interval trainingI am in a walking phase of my workout Timur s book firmly forgotten when I became aware of a memorial plaue I had never before noticed It said In memory of the 40 dead and 60 injured when a direct hit destroyed an air Lassie Come-Home raid shelter close to this spot in 1941And then I got it That is what Timur s book is about That is what it wants to be And that is also what it does not manage to beWhat this book wants to beTimur s book wants to be satire It wants to be scathing and it wants to be malicious It wants to be your friend And then it wants to betray you and slap you in the face While you stare at it unbelieving and hurt it wants to stand tall and proud It wants to point at you in silent accusation in moralectitude Unforgiving Revealing Warning How do I know it wants to do all this Well from hindsight it is clear enough The People from the Sea really Odd that iteuired a memorial plaue for me to see it Timur has his fictional Hitler narrate his story as I narrative so we are always in Adolf s head Timur imitates the historical Hitler s speech mannerisms chillingly well the convoluted syntax is there as much as Hitler s ambling often unstructured thoughts Timur is even spot on when bringing the body language back to life Hitler so famously used in his public speechesAnd as we are supposed to see the world through Hitler s eyes we are expected to discover that for the most part these eyes are not those of an evil psychopath but allow insights into the inner workings of a easonably normal person a person with strengths and weaknesses a person who is uncertain at times experiences pain and joy and can be charming A person like you and me No Not like you and me This is where the book wants to slap us in the face And here is how The following scene shows Adolf in conversation with his secretary Fraulein Kromeier who has just told him that she cannot work for him any We enter the scene as Kromeier shows Adolf a photo of her grandmother s family taken in 1943 I ead the book in the original but translate the passage into English I have not gone to war for six long years that I could not guess what personal tragedies would be involved in this What wounds untimely death tears into the souls of the innocentWho died I asked Everybody Six weeks later I looked at the man on the photo at the woman at the two boys in particular at the two boys and had to clear my throat This photo it touched my heart If you wish to take the day off I began I think memories of the war are difficult for you Who says anything about the war Kromeier shouted these people did not die in a war These people were gassedI paused and looked at the photo again The man the woman the boys did not look like criminals like gypsies not a bit like Jews That was truly astounding I myself would have failed to arrest these people as German as they looked I was so puzzled at first I even thought I should take the opportunity and thank Himmler for his painstaking and impartial work in this matter from pp308 13Slap How dare you allow yourself to be lured in by this man the book asks I stand before the book helpless and I feel exposed Something has been evealed to me Something painful Something grotesue Is it possible that I would have let myself been drawn into the schemes of a twisted murderer Is IT POSSIBLE THAT I WOULD NOT HAVE SEEN HITLER possible that I would not have seen Hitler would not have been able to look forward as clearly as I am able to look back The book Hitler would not have been able to look forward as clearly as I am able to look back The book tall and proud Imperious It points at me I cower before it and I am ashamedWhat I think this book isIn my uote Timur s book is all it could have been But the passage is only five pages long It stands alone with perhaps two or three other such instances in a book of 400 pages And because of that its impact dilutes hopelessly It is a drop of vitriol in the ocean And the Mr. Majeika and the Dinner Lady and Mr. Majeika and the Music Teacher rest of the book I am afraid to say feelsather innocuous It is amusing at times but when it isn t and this is often it comes over as strangely dull and pointless It is also disjointed many of the chapters do not serve any obvious purpose and do not advance the plot In particular in its final uarter the book feels like Adolf s adventures in modern day Berlin What would happen if Hitler attended the Wiesen the Octoberfest What would happen if Hitler went out to buy azorblades What would happen if Hitler walked into the party headuarters of the NPD Germany s extrem. Ilitoni; che non c’è traccia di Eva Non può non sentire un forte odore di benzina esalare dalla sua divisa sudicia e logora; e non iesce a spiegarsi l’intorpidimento delle sue articolazioni e la difficoltà che prova nel muovere i primi passi in una città piuttosto diversa da come la icordava Regna infatti la pace; ci sono molti stranieri; e una donna sì proprio una donna per giunta goffa tale Angela Merkel è alla guida del Reich 66 anni dopo la sua fine nel Bunker contro ogni previsione Adolf inizia una nuova carriera stavolta a partire dalla televisione uesto nuovo Hitler non è tuttavia né un imitatore né una controfigura È proprio lui e non fa né di. .
Er ist wieder daADOLF MEETS DONALD A LAUGH UNTOLDCue in 3 2 1Gagmez Ladies and Gentlemen tonight we have a special guest Tonight our beloved Fuhrer will have a special one on one interview with a formidable opponent Has he finally met his match Well stay tuned and hold on tight to your seats if you want to find out because tonight we have something Der Ritter und die Bastardtochter really exceptional for you Tonight we are graced by the presence of the man himself the frontrunner and Republican Presidential Nominee Mr Donald J Trumpapplause Gagmez Thank you for accepting our invitation Mr TrumpDonald Thank you Ali It s a pleasure to be here Hello Fuhrer Adolf Sieg Heil Donald I m sorry I don t say things like that I m AmericanAdolf I apologize I forgot you are of a lesserace one without mannersDonald Now listen hereGagmez Okay okay let s keep things civil gentlemen Let s stick to the Chinaberries and Crows relevant issues at hand Fuhrer you can beginAdolf Herr Trump I have heard you say uite a number of times that you will bring greatness back to America What does it mean Donald Well for starters we will give America back to itsightful owners Right now America is filled with millions of illegal immigrants and we want to emove those people from our country leeching off from our esources and taking away work that should be given to true AmericansAdolf I am of the same mind Here in Germania wherever I turn my head I see Turks I see Arabs I see mixed blooded men a shame to see the efforts of Goebbels wasted and the beautiful Aryan Blessed Are the Wicked race soiled by these Asiatic types Donald Our problems are pressing we have Mexicans Asians Africans these people come to our country illegally and scrounge of our taxpayers theesult is that the hardworking American s work is stolen from him by these people who will work for less and whose work is far inferior To fight this problem I have come upon a simple very American solution we will build a wallAdolf I believe we had a wall here in Berlin as well of course it was built during a time I was indisposed but it did prove to be serving its purpose until Bolshevists tore it down Donald You know who has a wall China But I bet you their wall has a lot of defects you can t trust those China made products Our American wall which will be built by blue collar hard working Protestant Americans will be much superior The wall of the Chinese couldn t keep the Mongols out but our wall will keep out those Mexicans You have my word Adolf It would please you greatly then Herr Trump to know that I am an architect It should delight you to know that I designed a lot of Germania of course the war has torn down most of my handiwork but here and there some have survived I can design your desired wall without any misgivings that is if you promise that no Jew will be involved in its construction whatsoever Donald I ll have to decline your offer Fuhrer A lot of our funding come from good hardworking Jewish bankers We have no problem working with themAdolf A soiled country through and through financed by Jews utterly hopeless There can be no greatness in such a thingDonald You hate Jews I hate bigotsAdolf the ironyGagmez Okay as things are getting a little too heated ight now Let s take a short break from the politics and go to the audience We ve got DeLaSean here with a uestion for the gentlemenDeLaSean Yow peaz I z here ta ask which o ya ikunik hairz iz betta Donald s toupee or mah main man Adolf s stache Gagmez Thank you DeLaSean Interesting uestion So here we are Which of your gentlemen s iconic hair is better the Trump toupee or the Hitler moustacheAdolf I am appalled I stand before you my beloved Volk with not an inch of untruth present in my body Every fiber of my being is true because the Fatherland deserves nothing but the truth I have never deceived those which I aim to serve never has an ounce of deceit emanated from a pure blooded child of the Rhineland Thus why is it that my purity is compared to a falsity A natural part of my body my moustache is in no uestion superior to a sham of a monstrosity as a toupee A wig The very essence of the object is to deceive Its wearer is nothing but a deceiver One can even say that the practice of wearing a toupee is very Jewish Mr Trump you must have Jewish blood unning in those veins clearly any part of you is inferior to a pureblooded member of the Aryan ace like myself Donald I disagree Mr Hitler You see a moustache is not a very American thing In fact facial hair is something that is grown by the uneducated by barbarians by people who only want chaos and evil by people without God You know what I m talking about Mr Hitler I m talking about Muslims I m talking about terrorists Osama bin Laden Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat and of course Adolf Hitler what do these people have in common That s ight facial hair You sir are a terrorist esponsible for the death of millions of white people and thousands of Americans Your facial hair is a disgrace to the freedom of America My toupee was manufactured by the sweat and hard work of faithful Americans the product of our greatest gift to the world Capitalism My toupee made in America is the symbol of the blue collar church going gun wielding tax paying American and that is miles better than a symbol of terrorism and evil Adolf My na ve friend you know who has facial hair The person America everes the mostDonald George Washington doesn t have a moustacheAdolf But Jesus Christ does have facial hair am I Reform, Red Scare, and Ruin rightDonald Well er Adolf He is also a Jew The person you Americans love most is a Jew no wonder your government is deceiving its Volk with your CIAs and FBIs A country that mistrusts its own Volk is a disgrace to the Aryanace A very Jewish government indeed Donald America is on the verge of collapse Grauwacht right now but once I become president we will make America great again Adolf How do you aim to do that Herr TrumpDonald By staying true to our Protestant values by valuing the true American and byeplacing the present policy of globalism which has moved so many jobs and so much wealth out of our country and eplacing it with a new policy of Americanism Under this American System every policy decision we make must pass a simple test does it create jobs and better wages for AmericansAdolf Shouldn t your priority be the procreation of pureblooded Aryan males The American army indeed is an enemy of mine But from my observation during previous encounters it is weakened by the species of the Jew the Mongoloid the Navajo the Oriental and the Negroid it counts among its anks Not to mention those of mixed descent deceptively Aryan but tainted with impurity The truly Aryan were few and far between I think this can be attributed and this figure has disturbed me greatly to the great number of abortions your country has permitted Its number is alarmingly one of the greatest in the world Of course if those aborted were women it would be of no conseuence but the male are a very important asset of the Fatherland In twenty years time a year s worth of abortions has cost you than thirty divisions of pureblooded Aryan soldiers A great pity It would surprise you to know that there lays the secret to an impenetrable army impeccable lineage But you are too busy with this Americanism none sense to know better You will never have true Americans without pure lineageDonald We can thank President Barrack Obama for that letting in all these foreign people and turning them into so called Americans An Asian Moslem would want that no doubt but we must emain vigilant to emphasize that America is for the true American bornAdolf It was a great surprise indeed to Learn That The President that the President a largely Aryan nation is a Negroid But looking at his policy and ecord he seems to be competent When I look at his skin he is not that dark I see traces of Aryan in him Surely the supremacy of the Aryan blood in him has overpowered the Negroid and it manifested itself in his competency Of course there can be no uestion that he would have been a great deal proficient if he were purely Aryan but in such cases one can t but look at it appreciatively the power of the Aryan blood never fails to amaze me Adolf However in your last words America is for the true American born am I wrong to ascertain that you saying America belongs to the Indian Donald I m saying America belongs to AmericansAdolf What is an AmericanDonald A Whiissse and hardworking person whose ancestors are Americans Adolf Were you about to say White or Aryan Herr TrumpDonald Now you The New World re putting words in my mouth I m sick of this farce Youe a bigot You ve been asking me nothing but discriminating uestions It s clear you have an agenda I m done hereTrump walks outAdolf to Gagmez Is he truly a Presidential candidate I am uite taken aback He is undoubtedly sueamish and a sueamish person cannot be expected to You Wouldn't Want to Be an Inca Mummy!: A One-way Journey You'd Rather Not Make rule a country The Volk will not trust him He gives off aather comical impression Ohh I understand Perhaps he is a humorist what do you call those in America Ohh indeed He is uite the comedian maybe his campaign is a unning joke of sorts Gagmez Fuhrer you do know that you e a comedian too The Fashion Industry and Its Careers: An Introduction right Update 24th July 2014I think I can now safely assume that it s a generational thing There s been aather heated argument with an older female eviewer of this book and I figured I d ask my grandparents about their opinions on the book My grandmother was born in 1937 in northern Germany my grandfather 1933 eually in nothern Germany As my grandpa was at that point old enough he had had to join the Deutsche JugendGerman Youth the group you entered before you entered the Hitler Jugend They send me a letter and I will directly translate what my grandma wrote I am sorry but I couldn t warm myself up to the book albeit being amused sometimes I can imagine that it s like that for anyone who comes back into our world after 66 yearsThe arguments about certain people in our country have disgusted me so much that I have not ended the bookAN I assume my grammy links the character s opinion with the author s opinion I hope most of you don t make that mistake Then grandpa ead it and well you see in the addition what he thinks about itI am born in 1937 and know the story only by having it told to me for which I am gratefulI hope that you forget it soon and that you can engage yourself with nicer subjectsWell yeah not Auschwitz: True Tales from a Grotesque Land really eh D And now for my grandpa s thoughtsIt s so cute he even added a subject title at the beginning Ah old people xD This book seems to be written for the generation who were grandma s parents The doings of the Gr fazGr faz Gr ter F hrerFeldherr aller Zeiten Greatest leader of all timeGr faz is ironically used mostly At least I never heard anyone not using it for mocking purposes and it s fun yeah Adolf Hitler was in the time of 1924 1945The book is written humorously in some passages but only understandable if one shoves the gruesome events during the leadership of the Nazis asideAN Grandpa s opinion obviously I disagree This in turn insults in the most awful way that part of the people who were directly or indirectly affected by the unimaginable schemes Even today there are survivors who caneport on this convincingly I am convinced that this book at best had never been written or after heavy editing measures in many parts separated serve as a cabaret draftGranted those are only two older people whose opinion I know now but granted for one I could not have asked my other grandparents because one is dead and both have been to young to Einführung in die germanistische Linguistik remember anythingborn in the 40s and for second I can t just walk around asking older people toead this book and if I did so with my landlady I m not so sure if that would end wellIt stays however that of three older people who have come across this book one dismissed it almost instantaneously and the other two tried to クロネコ彼氏の甘え方 [Kuroneko Kareshi no Amaekata] read it and gave up somewhere midway through And also they have given almost the sameeasons as to why they did so Which I understand Sneeuwwitje moet sterven really since yeah that generation is far likely to be so opposed even towards a satireBut that brings up what is in my mind so important with the author and many of theeaders We are not from that generationWe are younger We only know about the events by history lessons because no people don t talk about it in their families I grew up without knowing that a man named Hitler ever existed had it not been for school lessons I wouldn t have known Which again brings up a point We need to STOP the silence We need to adress those issues The wounds have mostly healed the current young generation is far enough apart from this history to still feel connected to it and therefore to feel the duty to think about it while being far enough apart from it to not have the emotional ballast of the older generationWe are now We are Slavík reflecting on ourselves And we are not silent sorry grams This is a very difficult book As much as I would like to give it a humorouseview I can tSo let s start from the beginning What do we know about the plot Hitler wakes up in modern Berlin in the summer of 2011 is uite confused at first but as he so. #RICORDATE LE MEMORIE DI SCHMEED DI WOODY ALLEN “NELLA # Le memorie di Schmeed di Woody Allen “Nella del 1940 una grossa Mercedes venne a fermarsi davanti al mio negozio di barbiere al 127 di Königsstrasse ed entrò Hitler ‘Voglio una spuntatina leggera’ disse ‘e non tagliatemi molto sopra’” Schmeed il barbiere del Reich depositario dei segreti del Führer Ecco il Clouds From Both Sides romanzo di Timur Vermes sembraimandare alla comicità di Allen È l’estate del 2011 Adolf Hitler si sveglia in uno di uei campi incolti e uasi abbandonati che ancora si possono incontrare nel centro di Berlino Egli non può fare a meno di notare che la guerra sembra cessata; che intorno a lui non ci sono i suoi fedelissimi comm.

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    E–pub (Er ist wieder da) Da Timur Vermes Timur Vermes ¿ 5 Free read Do the Germans have the right to find Hitler funny? That's the mistaken uestion which seems to drive much of the c

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    E–pub (Er ist wieder da) Da Timur Vermes Timur Vermes ¿ 5 Free read Update 24th July 2014I think I can now safely assume that it's a generational thing There's been a rather heated argument with an older female reviewer of this book and I figured I'd ask my grandparents about their opinions on the book My grandmother was born in 1937 in northern Germany my grandfather 1933 eually in nothern Germa

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