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Ooking for a laugh or needs a little bit of cheering up looks like i m all grown up now utterly adult and humorlessi don t know why i thought i would njoy this book i ve never பொன்னியின் செல்வன் - புது வெள்ளம் enjoyed pranksters or aggressive performative gag comedy soven if this book had been written by someone who was genuinely funny i probably would still have been the wrong audience for it "But This Guy Just Isn T That Funny I Am "this guy just isn t that funny i am a fan of andy kaufman but at least there was a cleverness to his schtick i could appreciate his manipulation of boundaries and his provocation ven if i wasn t amused by it this guy this shit is just boring so his whole thing is that he was working a dull job at a smartphone kiosk in a mall he had a lot of free time on
his hands and a lot of phones at his disposal so his genius hands and a lot of phones at his disposal so his genius was to pay his misery forward and start texting people foolish nough to post their numbers onto craigslist and pretend to be interested in the services they were offering asking increasingly outlandish or abusive uestions until they snapped and A Meditation on Murder ended thexchange with fuck you or go to helland that s the jokeover and overand it s just dull it s dull because he s not particularly funny there are probably people who could have pulled this off in a way that would have made me "laugh but this guy just doesn t have the comedy chops to deliver it s just one juvenile "but this guy just doesn t have the comedy chops to deliver it s just one juvenile after another is it funny to contact someone looking for a place to store their boat and offer your garage and then over the course of a few texts reveal that you are a teenager who doesn t have permission to rent out the family garage and is planning on taking the boat out with his friends for crazy good times is it funny to try to hire a dj for a kids halloween party and then spring all these intricate babysitting responsibilities on him is it funny to make a stranger buy you a coffee and wait around at a starbucks for you while you pretend you have an iphone to sell is it funny to try to to convince people to ngage in criminal activities when they are just trying to make a few xtra bucks tutoring or coaching Man cave in your basement What do you do if you need a knight in shining armor to deliver you to your high school reunion If you've ver left a contact me pull tab at your local grocery or posted an ad on Craigslist and received insane and unbelievable text messages in response Andrews is. Fairly ntertaining a couple of hours but I think I laughed about twice the Italian restaurant logo one was the only one I d say was funny It s the same format as Damn You Autocorrect by Jillian Madison but that one is at least 1000 times funny If you like those hidden camera wind up tv shows or djs that do wind up calls this is the same sort of thing Hilarious if a bit vulgar Combine boredom and a huge supply of random cell numbers and you have this hilarious book The author was working at a boring cell phone kiosk when he started his cell phone pranks What resulted was a book that will make you laugh a lotEach prank begins with the ad or flyer that inspired it The format is as if the reader is seeing the actual phone Pranks such as trading two sub sandwiches for a motorcycle and offering up a parents garage for boat storage are just a few of the pranks the author pulled on unsuspecting cell phone owners If you njoy reading about pranks or cell phone mishaps than pick up this book for several hours of hilarityI received this book free of charge from St Martin s Press in xchange for my honest review This was a bit of a laugh A "prankster texter Probably just reaffirms what I ve been thinking No one can talk any Too much texting I read "texter Probably just reaffirms what I ve been thinking No one can talk any Too much texting I read of this on a 35 hour road trip Need a little tolerance though some a little crude And a little silly Fun at first but became monotone after that As author Matt Andrews shows in Textastrophe putting your phone number in a public place like a Craigslist listing or on a sign may be a bad idea a really bad idea Andrews has perfected the final art of text pranking and this book is a collection of some of the different text pranks that he has pulledIf you read the Textastrophe blog you might be familiar with some of these pranks as I was However there were a lot of other hilarious pranks that I was not familiar with that I loved reading And ven those that I was familiar with still got a good laugh out of meThis is a very uick read that will give you a good laugh I could see it being really good gift for someone who is Once upon a time prank phone calls were the best way to procrastinate but in 2015 they’re so passé Instead Matt Andrews has mastered the art of prank texting What happens when you offer to barter two sub sandwiches for a used motorcycle Who do you call when you want to build a mysterious. .
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R fixing computers is it to waste people s time see i don t think it is and i don t think it s interesting to read a prolonged series of texts in which regular people are put into situations that just stress them out i worked retail for a long time and i smiled my way through countless frustrating xchanges that were so bizarre i felt like it must have been a joke but it never was and i can assure you that shitty feeling lingers and can infect the whole rest of the day this is just a gleeful coward trying to pass the time in his shit job by ruining other people s days at their shit jobs and that joke isn t funny to anyone who has ver had to work with the public and had their time wasted by people who were lonely or bored or angry and just looking for a target this kind of shit is only cool if at the nd the victim understands that they have been part of a joke or is given a car or something as a good sport treat otherwise you just walk around with a part of you thinking people are such assholes and simmering with hostility and lord knows we don t need any of thatthis is the only one that made me laugh because it showed a speck of cleverness the rest of it juvenile twaddle These were funny from the view of the person pulling the prank but irritating for the one on the other The Social Machine: Designs for Living Online end of itIt takes a good sense of humor on bothnds to appreciate pranksThe trick is to stay out of trouble when doing it who knew that text pranks could be so hilarious Written by Matt Andrews Textastrophe is a collection of prank texts While the author worked at a phone store he took advantage of the phones to make prank texts if he found ads on Craigslist with people s phone numbers I have to admit this book is pretty amusing Prank texts is a funny idea but I wouldn t call this book "LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY I CHUCKLED HERE AND THERE "out loud funny I chuckled here and there I think this book needs to be read in short bursts because I found myself feeling bad when the people who had no idea they were being pranked were getting frustrated If you know someone who loves this type of humor this would be a great gift for them. Very likely to blame We'd be mad at him if we could stop laughing long Collision Course: Endless Growth on a Finite Planet enough to hit send on thexceptionally witty come back we thought oftoo bad he's already moved on to his next target and deleted us from his phone now only to be remembered in these pages of his laugh out loud funny boo. .