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EBOOK Alice in Wonderland author Elle Lothlorien

I was well prepared to love this book Alice is an amateur poker player who someone makes it to the final table of a world poker tournament I love poker The story starts with her being terrified of being in the ocean or any body of water because she saw Jaws as a kid Me tooAlas while I liked some of the characters the plot was too convoluted and there was way too much crying by the heroine And an incredible amount of jumping to conclusions followed by a lot of lying and deflection when someone did try to et to the truth of a matter Just went on and on Odd Fun read This is my 3rd Elle Lothlorien book I ve read in as many months It was fun sweet and romantic with enough excitement and adventure to keep me wanting to read Although I liked The Frog Prince better this was Overall didn t like it Moved extremely slowly But the main turn off was that I am Australian and felt insulted in EVERY chapter A few funny bits but overall a big thumbs down I would rather Erziehen ohne auszurasten: Wie ich aufhörte, meine Kinder anzuschreien - und wie Sie das auch schaffen give this a 25 because all the poker lingoot a bit confusing for meas did the description of Lapin in his white swimming trunks white hair and weird eyes couldn t uite picture him as Scala High Performance Programming gorgeous lol Anyway EL is so inventive though My favorite part of the book was the beginning because I can totally relate to the trauma the movie Jaws wreaked on my young mind After that I read on just to see what happened I am looking forward to Rapunzel and still HIGHLY recommend The Frog Prince Alice Faye Dahl is a math teacher from Colorado and one of a set of identical triplets Her triplet sisters are Marlene Dietrich Dahl and Marilyn Monroe Dahl An older sister is Jean Harlow Dahl and older brother is Clark Gable Dahl On her first visit to a beach ever Alice despite her lifelong fear of sharks attacking even is she s in the shallow end of a pool ventures out into the ocean water and is bitten by a shark Except she doesn t at first realize that is what happened She knows she was bumped pretty hard dropping her phone in the water Before she passes out on her beach towel she meets Rabbit a man withorgeous eyes Rabbit turns up before she s released from the hospital We learn she s in the country for a poker tournament And she s surprised she s made it this far Rabbit offers her a safe place to stay until the final POSSIBLE SPOILERS THROUGHOUT91 Overall I m enjoying this most of the humour seems to work for me but I am feeling a little touchy about all the Australia bashing that s Prayogshala Nepali Sankramanma Dilli Ra Maobadi (प्रयोगशाला नेपाली सङ्क्रमणमा दिल्ली, दरबार र माओवादी) going on I am Australian and I ve been to Surfer s Paradise I have no idea what she was talking about when she said that Australian men don to to pubs and clubs to meet Charlie the Caterpillar girls that theyo to meet up with their male friends That s rubbish Go to a club tonight and you won t see the uys hanging with each other chatting and ignoring the irls you ll see them doing everything they can to Pure Land Buddhism in Modern Japanese Culture get theirls attention buying them drinks if they think they have a chance and enerally making a fool of themselves in the pursuit of oing home with herDuring the summer I see shark bite victims on the news at least once a week from somewhere in the country The biggest most vicious animal I ve been bitten by is a small housecat and that hurt uite a bit I in no way believe that a person could be bitten by a shark even a small shark and not realise it for some minutes and only then because she passes *out due to extreme blood loss rather than the searing pain of having a chunk torn out *due to extreme blood loss rather than the searing pain of having a chunk torn out her butt No way in hell In fact an Italian boy was bitten by a reef shark in knee Italian boy was bitten by a reef shark in knee water on the Great Barrier Reef a few days ago The shark took a chunk out of his calf and the boy was in surgery within an hour of the attack From the sound of it she would ve needed surgery too not just a few stitches and two days in hospital If Lothlorien wanted to create a damsel in distress situation she should have one with a jelly fish sting which is actually likely than a shark bite still seriously painful and reuiring of treatment although not usually a stay in hospitalSome of the lines that had me cackling after midnight last nightPage 9 That s when I notice his freckles They re barely there at all just a smattering sprinkled across his tanned nose and cheeks but I feel the last bit of my conversational brilliance and decorum slip away Freckle juice I blurt outHe looks confused Freckle juice Ho boy The uhthe book I clear my throat The children s book Freckle Juice I thought it was about how to et freckles I shrug Then I read it It doesn t tell you LOLSame page I like your freckles I say I d like to see what they look like when they re dry And spread out over a pillow Oh my God I didn t just say that did I At that point I had to put my Kindle down to hold my stomach while I howled with laughter also because I wasn t sure I could Kemilau Cinta - Brighter Than the Sun go on knowing the amount of embarrassment she was about to endure But nothing happens Rabbit doesn t mention that outrageous statement and the conversation continuesNow for some editing mistakesPage 11 I pull the reigns back hard on my urge Wrong spelling should be reinsPage 42 in one way or the other for the last four years The idiom is one way or another it s even a Blondie song from 1979Page 48 your friend s next donkamentI had to look that one up it seems it s a poker term for aame of poker where everyone starts out with the same number of chips and the players play until someone has won them all To be continued101 Page 85 Just an endemic species of poisonous spider that likes to make its home on the underside of toilet seats Umm only in dirty stinky outhouses or public toilets that aren t regularly maintained Those of us sophisticated enough to have indoor plumbing don t feel the need to check under every toilet seat we come across because they just don t et inside that often huntsman are worse you re far likely to find them hiding in your umboots at the back door or under a pile of tools you haven t used since last summerPage 90 Forget it I can t take it seriously I say He holds up a pink and purple rectan. Alternate cover edition for B00A1CU4HGWhen high school math teacher Alice Faye Dahl attends a Texas Hold'em home poker tournament she doesn't know a royal flush from a toilet flush Four months and dozens of wins later she's one of the Final Nine the championship table at the International Poker Tour in Surfer's Paradise Australia and way out. Book is not real or hasn t been real for some decades the prevalence of red back spiders under toilet seats for example I wondered above whether any research on my country had Red November: Inside the Secret U.S.-Soviet Submarine War gone into the writing of the book I m now sure she did do research she watched Crocodile Dundee The Rabbit Proof Fence and Home and Away and did a little Wikipedia ing like I have to write this review the only difference is that I m not selling this review while she is selling this book I may DNF this tonight depends on how close Iet to destroying the Kindle just to make the book A Silent Ocean Away: Colette's Dominion go away To be continued201 I finished this over a week ago but was too sick toet out of bed and definitely too sick to bother continuing a review of a book that never The Magic Question got any better I could no longer be bothered with making notes all the way through to the end of the book too much effort for practically zero reward The following are the last of what I picked upPage 187 I still think we should just nape the forestsflush em out Is that supposed to be rape Even if it is the sentence still doesn t make a lot of senseSame page I m not really sure I understand why this is so funny Neither am I She s talking about the comment above about napeI mean raping the forests I can t see anything funny in the idea of raping a forest in order to kill a bunch of Koalas psychopaths might find that funny but not mePage 214 I was just trying to lighten the mood a little before you startingriping That should be startedPage 227 He turns on a lamp illuming a bedroom Sure illuming means the same thing as illuminating but why would you choose to use a word that is described by The Free Dictionarycom as a poetic word for illuminate when the recognised form would fit perfectly Going out of your way to use Scrabble words when the everyday ones would be just fine always makes me think of an author trying to make themselves or their book sound intelligentPage 258 to figure out how many calories were in a A Writer's Reference with Writing about Literature with 2009 MLA and 2010 APA Updates glass of water Down Under Is that meant to be a joke There are no calories in water Down Under or anywhere elseOn page 297 two authority figures show up a man from the New South Wales Gaming Control Authority they don t exist but it wasn t hard to look up and find the real policing body is called the NSW Office of Liuor Gaming and Racing and a woman from the Australian Police Force also not real also not hard to find out that our national police force is called the Australian Federal Police but then I suppose it would ve taken me a few seconds to use the search engine to find that information and that was probably too much work for this authorThe final indictment on this book was that the last 25% of the book was all promotional material for Lothlorien s other books including the first five chapters of two of her books I didn t read them on principle I don t even remember which books they were from After this book I wouldn t read another book by this author and I mlad I didn t pay for this one This started out pretty ood I was intrigued didn t know where he story was oing went along for the ride For me the problem was the aps of time One situation was LapinRabbit has Alice in a compromising kiss and it seems tat there relationship is oing to become intense and then the paragraph ends and the next page says two days later Wait a minute what That s it Yeah that kind of thing happened time and time again Definitely a G rated book Otherwise if you take any romantic hope out of this it was well written and I learned a lot about playing poker than I personally wanted to know The plot sort of drug out To Me Had To me Had to myself to finish it because There Was No Urgency Between Alice And was no urgency between Alice and I could have An Audience of Artists: Dada, Neo-Dada, and the Emergence of Abstract Expressionism gone without reading this in my lifeToo many plot jumps wondering what happened in these holes I have read Elle Lothorien s other 2 books and loved them This book Iive a 35 I felt so confused most of the time The story line was ood but I kept etting confused if Alice and Rabbit were together or fighting There were constantly fighting or Rabbit was constantly running away because of something This was a Aristotle's Rhetoric: An Art of Character good enough book for me to finish reading and I mlad I read it once but I loved her other two books Sleeping Beauty and the Frog Prince I am really looking forward to her next books and am hoping they are better than this one SpoilerSo the premise is Alice Fey comes to Australia to win the big Poker tournament and is deathly afraid of sharks Her first time in the ocean she et a big chunk of her butt bitten off by a shark and had to hobble around with an injury through the whole book Rabbit is the one who saves her from the shark and takes her to the hospital and since he has lots of money that seems to have no end he takes her in and ives her a hotel no end he takes her in and Anaphora and Conceptual Structure gives her a hotel and makes his sister Mouse help him look after AliceRabbit seems to be so concerned with how Alice is doing but keeps forget about helping her and alwaysets mad at his sister for not helping her He forgets about helping Alice a lot than his sister forgets Rabbit asks Alice to Between Silences go with him and his sister on a road trip to Sydney with the 2 week break between the 2 poker tournaments only to cause MORE drama between everyoneRabbit is nice and brings one of Alice s triplet sisters over and her brother without knowing the reason the other triplet can t come is because she is dying of leukemia and that is why Alice is trying to win this poker tournament Lots of fight happens an annoying exirlfriend with a horrible name of ueenie baby ruins things and tries to kick Alice out of the tournament because her family owns it and she is in the Betrayals game and doesn t want to loose to Alice fighting happens and Alice yet again doesn t want to talk to Rabbit but yet again theyet back together again In the end Rabbit wins the tournament shocker I know Alice and Rabbit are together after Alice s triplet sister pretends to be her in the tournament and everything works out in the end If you want a better story read her other 2 books because they were amazin. Ay twist on Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Alice discovers much too late that when it comes to poker and love sometimes you win sometimes you lose and sometimes it's both Australia love card sharks belly aching laughs real sharks poker Wonderland and a touch of intrigue there's just no telling what you'll find down the rabbit hol. ,


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    EBOOK Alice in Wonderland author Elle Lothlorien Elle Lothlorien á 0 review Free read Alice in Wonderland I was well prepared to love this book Alice is an amateur poker player who someone makes it to the final table of a world poker tournament I love poker The story starts with her being terrified of being in the ocean or any

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    Read & Download ï PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook á Elle Lothlorien EBOOK Alice in Wonderland author Elle Lothlorien Alice Faye Dahl is a math teacher from Colorado and one of a set of identical triplets Her triplet sisters are Marlene Dietrich Dahl and Marilyn Monroe Dahl An older sister is Jean Harlow Dahl and older brother is Clark Gable Dahl On her first visit to a beach ever Alice despite her lifelong fear of sharks att

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    Elle Lothlorien á 0 review EBOOK Alice in Wonderland author Elle Lothlorien Fun read This is my 3rd Elle Lothlorien book I've read in as many months It was fun sweet and romantic with eno

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