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An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet

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die in the end so t you want to in the name of love than of an awful disease Perhaps the two lovers weren t truly in love but their last living moments were spent believing so so what does it matter How can one truly know if one is in love Is it a eeling In that case what is a eeling If you believe you are in love then you may as well be contrary to what others might sayThe argument with the weak plot Shakespeare didn t invent Romeo and Juliet It was infact a poem which is constantly being adapted over time Shakespeare did add in some aspects but the meeting in ballroom Tybalts death the sleeping draught and such were already in The Personally Love This Play Purely Because personally love this play purely because s an escape rom this modern world I m not saying I like the treatment of women nor the The Wrong Side of the Bed fighting but it s like a different world that i m never going to experience and reading it through Shakespeare s gorgeous writing makes Verona seem all the romantic Why didn t they just run away together It would have saved a lot of heart ache Happy 2018 everyone I thought I would get the year off on the right track by reading myirst book or classics bingo in the group catching up on classicsand lots One of the suares on this year s board is to read a book published before the 18th century and because Romeo and Juliet is one of this month s group reads I decided to mark off this suare early Way back in ninth grade I read Romeo and Juliet I happened to have a teacher who assigned us outside of the box assignments such as writing letters between the primary characters or keeping Juliet s diary Thus this Shakespearean tragedy remains memorable to me than some of the other dramas I have read over the years Yet the play still warranted a reread through adult eyes so here I am beginning 2018 by reading ShakespeareI will be the irst to admit that I although I enjoy reading through modern drama usually Pulitzer winners Shakespeare is tough کاروان امید for me The language I am able to slog through however most plots are dull and leave me with much to be the desired The only dramas I enjoy enough to want to reread is The Merchant of Venice and MacBethor their strong کاروان امید: سرگذشت تری فاکس female protagonists Which brings me back to Romeo and Juliet Most people know the basis of the story one that has been retold so many times that it is part of western vernacular Myavorite version of Romeo and Juliet is the musical Westside Story The song that begins when you re a Jet you re a Jet all the way sets the tone The Cat Who Sang for the Birds (Cat Who... for the entire musical the Jets and Sharks justlat out don t like each other but they are loyal to members of Million copies is now completely revised and repackagedEach volume eatures Authoritative reliable texts High uality introductions and notes New readable trade trim size An essay on the theatrical world of Shakespeare and essays on Shakespeare's life and the selection of texts?. ,
Y Shakespeare heroine needs a sassy gay riend THIS This is what happens when you jump into a Rebound RelationshipSo when the story opens Romeo is desperately in love with Rosaline But since she won t give up the booty has sworn to remain chaste he s all depressed and heartbroken Annoying emo style His riends tired of his constant whining give him a Beyonc mixtape He takes her words to heart and her lyrics begin to mend his broken him a Beyonc mixtape He takes her words to heart and her lyrics begin to mend his broken His boys drag his sad ass to a party soul His boys drag his sad ass to a party across a crowded room Romeo spies his next victimer his really really or real this time True LoveMeet 13 year old Juliet Who is 13And how old is Romeo Well he s old enough to kill Juliet s cousin in a sword The Southern Belles of Honeysuckle Way fight soyeah Probably not 13 But since he s such a punk little pussy what with the whining sobbing and spouting off crap poetry I m going to assume he s not much older than she is and say 15 or 16 If I m wrong don t correct me It ll help me sleep tonight Tragically Juliet is a Hatfield and Romeo is a McCoy Theiramilies have been euding over a McCoy pig that was killed during a Hatfield moonshine run decades ago Totally true I swearNeedless to say tensions are still running high So Shhhhh They gotta keep their love on the down lowAnd it is love dammit I mean they ve stared at each other a whole bunch and had like two conversations This time around Romeo isn t going to make the same mistake as before and let the new girl of his dreams slip through his ingersFuck yeah Time to get married Because marriage will solve all your problems No reallyPinkie promiseAnd we all know what happened next rightWellIshYou know I can t help but wonder what that The Confident Woman: How to Take Charge and Recharge Your Life first encounter would ve been like if they d met when they were olderRomeo Hey baby Heaven must be missing an angel Mind if I crawl up to your balcony tonightJuliet Theuck taser cracklesRomeo screamsAnyhoo this isn t a romance it s a cautionary tale And a pretty unny one at that I originally gave it 3 stars but I had to bump it up or making me giggle so much Between Romeo Juliet both crying moping and #Twirling Around Like A #around like a girls and the rest of the cast lailing around to accommodate these idiots this was waaaaaay better than I remembered itI listened to this on Playaway so I got to have the audio version with a ull cast of characters sound effects and music Loved it Totally recommend going this way if you re planning on trying out Shakespeare The people who dislike this play are the ones who view common sense over being rational and prefer to view the world in a structured way One of the main arguments that come across is the meeting alling in love and dying all in Need them and the distinguished scholarship of the general editors Stephen Orgel and A R Braunmuller who understand that these are plays or performance as well as great texts The Way of Women for contemplation Patrick StewartThe distinguished Pelican Shakespeare series which has sold thanour. .
Romeo and Juliet abridgedROMEO I m Romeo and I used to be emo and annoying but now I m so totally in luuuuurve and it s AWESOME MERCUTIO Okay three things One there s only room in this play or one awesome character and it s me bitch Two you re still emo and annoying Three didn t you say that exact same stuff yesterday about RosalineROMEO Whomeanwhile Juliet prances around her room and draws hearts on things and scribbles Juliet Montague in her diary over and Over Because She Is THIRTEEN Because she is THIRTEEN old is Romeo supposed be Let s not talk about that kCAPULET Good news Juliet I The Dream of Water: A Memoir found you a husbandPARIS Hello I m a complete tool JULIET Daddy I don t want to marry that apparently decent and unflawed guy I m in love with Romeo Montague we met yesterday and it was HOT CAPULET I WILL BE DAMNED IF I SEE MY ONLY DAUGHTER MARRIED TO THE ONLY SON OF THE MAN WHO IS MY MORTAL ENEMY FOR REASONS TOO UNIMPORTANT TO SPECIFY IN THIS PLAYJULIET stampsoot runs off to her room to watch High School Musical again and sulkTYBALT Hey Romeo your mother was a hamster and your ather smelt of elderberriesMONTAGUE POSSE Oh snapMERCUTIO YOU TAKE THAT BACK TYBALT MAKE ME ROMEO No You can t ight him Mercutio because I already married his cousin TYBALT I KEEL YOU Romeo attempts to stop the The Slammer: The Crisis In Canada's Prison System fight andails miserablyMERCUTIO FUCK YOU ALL diesROMEO Okay The Great Race forget what I said about notighting I KEEL YOUTYBALT diesPRINCE I ve had enough of your shit Emo McStabbypants You re banished ROMEO Waaaaaahhhhhh I m banished and Juliet is going to marry another guy and it s not The Water in Between fair WHY DOES GOD HATE MEFRIAR LAURENCE Jesus Christ not this again Okay if you promise to grow a pair I ll help you and your wife out Here s the plan she takes a potion that ll make her go into a coma and then she ll get put in theamily tomb and then you ll sneak back into town break into the tomb wait until she wakes up and then the two of you escape and live happily ever after It s perfectAUDIENCE the hellShockingly the plan The Dawn Watch: Joseph Conrad in a Global World fails Romeo goes back to the tomb pausing to kill Paris justor good measure but he thinks Juliet s dead and drinks poison and dies and then like two seconds later she wakes up and sees that Romeo isn t mostly dead like she was he s dead so she stabs herselfMONTAGUE Wow we are awful parents CAPULET I have an idea let s make solid gold statues of our dead children to commemorate their love and serve as a constant reminder of the A Rapariga que Lia as Estrelas fact that our only children killed themselves because we were such uncaring parents they actually do thisSHAKESPEARE Beat that Stephenie Meyer THE ENDReador 9th grade EnglishBONUS courtesy of The Second City Network Ever. I The Color of My Words feel that I have spent half my career with one or another Pelican Shakespeare in my back pocket Convenience however is the least important aspect of the new Pelican Shakespeare series Here is an elegant and clear textor either the study or the rehearsal room notes where you. ,

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