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Didn t enjoy this neThe heroine was such an inconsistent character She started Breakaway (Hideaway Legacy out so strong and likeable but that didn t last long In the end I was just annoyed by her immaturity and stubbornnessI liked the hero throughout mostf the book until he view spoiler forcefully made her a vampirePyte because he panicked Really In a totally safe situation And her reaction I hate you jerk I ll kick your ass jerk and throwing socks at him Alrighty hide spoiler First things first I LOVE CHRIS Like seriously fuck me boy Pulled an all nighter for this so damn worth it DTHE BOOK WAS AH MAZING If you haven t read it yet please do so asapThe humor the story the drama and the sex everything was EPIC Ok So here goesBest prologue I ve ever read Appart from Walking DisasterHahaha I find it absolutely adorable how Ephraim burps after he feeds Bushfire Bride on excessive blood PLoved him to bits and bits Such a sweet man fuck I loved Madison character Absolutely brilliantly writtenChris I loveeeeeeeeeeed him Best best friend and sonne could ever want Joshua Ah my little man LOVED HIM MOREJill Bitch glad there wasn t much about her Saving His Little Miracle or I would have been seriously pissedCandy You bitch I d burn alive and then pour waxn you after that Whore What did he mean by when she was his Did he expect her to become his cow LMFAO You stupid chick She found the roll basket and picked it up uickly hugging it to her chest She began throwing rolls at him while she retreated away from him Get back He ducked Drop Dead Gorgeous outf the way easily Or what You ll throw butter at me he teased Wow Can I get contacts too Joshua asked excitedly That is so cool Maybe later little man Chris tried to play it Silk, Swords and Surrender off Oh fangs too Cool Oh no she mumbled wincing at her brother s excited expression Off to bed at 830am after my all nighter It s time to give up this isn t going to get any better and even if it did I m sover the female mc Someone said this was like sexed up Twilight and it sorta is but Twilight did it better That s right I said Twilight did it better Twilight didn t annoy me and there was the excuse Reforming the Rake of it being a high school setting Why I m kicking this book to the curb the female mc It s all her fault She isne contrary and whinging bitch Yeah it sucks her mom is an irresponsible whore fact and Madison female mc has had to raise her young siblings but she won t allow anyone to help her She s going for that martyr Girl Scout badge She already has the contrary bitch hypocrite whinging wonder and TSTL badges Madison has this hottie neighbor who s a vampire and is all Edward Cullen your scent arouses my bloodlust You re my blood song nonsense going New Years Kisses on for her He s super nice to her and a model gentleman courting her But she pushes him away constantly and acts like a giant brat all the while bemoaning everything How does he stand her Ephraim the male mc with the super unsexy name is a broody vampire that lives in Madison s grandmother s boardinghouse Once he decides to court Madison he pullsut all the stops and puts up with her chatter Each time he helps her she flips The Spanish Billionaires Mistress (Latin Lovers, out and throws a shit storm tantrum ungrateful wretch His vampire ness is thatf a day walker but his
EYES GO RED WHEN HE VAMPS go red when he vamps He also goes into these bloodlust berserker modes where he s kind No One Needs to Know (Made in Montana, of comatose I found this vampire mythos to be boring Thenly mildly interesting parts Man Behind the Facade of this book were the steamy timesf which there are Captive in the Millionaires Castle only two not enough to distract me from the restf this boring book Also the reason it s 2 stars instead f 1 Definitely not reading anything else in this series These Vamps Are Lame vamps are lame should leave being a day walker to Blade he does it best and with a sword PS For Sarah s peace f mind I would murder all these characters by sealing all the exits and pumping nitrogen in through the vents The Private Affairs of Lady Jane Fielding or maybe go WWIld school and use chlorine gas They re too boring for a bloody end they get asphyxiation I had it at 3 stars and as I kept Must Like Kids on reading it but it just keptn getting and senseless until it hits its absolut low There is something about a virgin turned nympho She is also sooo modest it s almost patronizing To fix that the author gives you a list Rugrats And Rawhide of ridiculous things that really make this angel less than perfect Except that list is composedf things like cheating while playing candyland rolling my eyes hereThe male swoops in n a metaphorical white horse ie check book in modern days to fix all her problems Ta da it s short for ta da ta da da Also he s in celibacy for like a hundred years and she giggles because it s so special and he s been waiting for her all his life and now everything is exceptional and better than ever He also has a serious problem with sub psychotic rage episodes but it s all cool because the ex virgin will solve that with some sexy time He also loves her so much he is willing to kill her She might hate him sexy time He also loves her so much he is willing to kill her She might hate him it but she doesn t because hey he did it for love right How romantic He doesn t ask her about it becasue it s not her business if she wants to take the risk r not It s not like it concerns her Strait jacket anyone They adopt kids like people take in stray cats There is a lot Bride of Shadow Canyon (Bride, of spatial inconsistencies Perhaps the author doesn t know that the nape is in the backf a person s neck So if you are standing in the front there is no way Temporary Bride (Silhouette Romance, of reaching it with your mouth unless you re a fucking giraffe The reader gets sentances like Candy snapped with the knowledge that she lost whatever contro. Men act funny around her her boss is a real jerk she feels like anutsider her best friend turns A Sweetheart for Jude Fortune (The Fortunes of Texas: Welcome to Horseback Hollow out to be a sixteen yearld punk and the incredibly handsome guy renting the room adjoining hers not The Tiny Journalist only hogs the bathroom taking three showers a day and leaving her with cold water but he also has a secret A secret that she becomes a bitbsessed with and can't let go no matter how many times she's warned Cardinal Sins (Born to Darkness, offDetective Ephraim Williams learned long ago not to show any emotionr allow himself to get attached to humans What was the point They came and went and he remained This time
R.L. Mathewson À 0 read & downloadWarning This book will make you suirm laugh vomit gasp swoon and bang your head Commitment on hardbjects35 stars A campy nutty Claiming The Forbidden Bride (Regency Silk Scandal, off the wall blood lite vampire romance not recommended for the serious PNR loversr those with delicate sensibilities I almost DNFd this Modern Box Set 5-8/Carrying the Sheikhs Baby/Awakening His Innocent Cinderella/The Tycoons Shock Heir/One Night with the Forbidden Princes one a half dozen times but something about Ephraim and the weirdnessf the story kept me reading It was full The Disgraceful Lord Gray (The Kings Elite of absurd plotting a motley crewf nutty characters all mixed with some Alessandros Prize off the wall world building WTFeryn nearly every page At times it was so disturbingly weird and not always in a funny ha ha kind Arsons Captive of way but I found myself fascinated all the same so I couldn t stop reading it Partsf it were hilarious and The Officer And The Renegade other parts were hot but the vast majorityf it was just The Guardian off the wall I shake my head asking myself what the F did I just read It was soooooover the topAnd no I don t know if I will read Turning the Good Girl Bad of this series For now this book was uite enough Glad I read it but it will be a long while before I will be in the mood for It was like riding a roller coaster with no seat belt and trying with all my might to stay in my seat Clich I loved it A light paranormal with a heavy dosef smexings what not to love right Ephraim just about melted me to puddles He was such a sweet sweet Pyte Pytes are like vampires they drink blood but they can walk in the daylight unlike the vampires So I would say that every vampire wanna be just like Ephraim I will definitely check MECANIQUE - 1ER PARTIE 2E PARTIE - 2 TOMES - 1ER PARTIE : CINEMATIQUE STATIQUE DYNAMIQUE - 2E PARTIE : RESISTANCES PASSIVES STATIQUE GRAPHIQUE RESISTANCE DES MATERIAUX CINEMATIQUE APPLIQUEE - EDITION CORRIGEE ET REIMPOSEE. out his son s Chris book next I felt all kindsf wrong for crushing Ravished by Desire on Chris He was just sixteen here but he was very hilarious and I hope he will be a bitlder in his book YA story is definitely NOT my cuppa Where do I begin I really enjoyed the first part A Call To Joy of the novel I could identify with the heroine young woman abandoned by her mother has to take caref her younger siblings while mom is screwing around The whole family ends up moving in with the grandmother who runs a boarding house The young heroine Madison is determined not to be anything like her mother She s hard working chaste and has a hard time trustingThings uickly go Golden Girls Forever: An Unauthorized Look Behind the Lanai off the rails as far as plot and character Madison degenerates from a strong woman to a an indecisive irrational mess I understand that she s supposed to have commitment issues but this is pushing believabilitySpeakingf believability who does The Australians Convenient Bride/The Millionaires Marriage Claim our strong level headed heroine fall in love with Why a controlling dismissive irrational vampire like creature that lives next doorf course Who wouldn t love a man that single handedly decides what s best for all involved Throw in a few angsty paragraphs about how he now The Bridesmaids Proposal owns Madison and we re just chugging right alongSour virgin heroine decides she s going to get frisky with Control Freak next door One problem he ll lose his shit when they have sex because that will tear her hymen cause her to bleed and he ll have to suck her blood The Delaceys Angel (Regency Series, only logical thing to do at this point is get a sex toy crouch in the bathtub and break herwn hymen Ephraim surprises her in the middle f all this she slips and falls and causes damage to herself They discover later she has a super hymen that is too thick to break and reuires a doctorLet s just pause here a moment There is so much wrong with this little scene First a woman s hymen is barely inside the
vagina She doesn t need to use a sex toy and go digging for gold to find it Second theShe doesn t need to use a sex toy and go digging for gold to find it Second the has to make Sure You Understand That Madison you understand that Madison different from her floozy f a mother in every way and what says not a slut better than a super thick hymenThe crazy train keeps rolling they screw like bunnies at every chance pick up a few stray children and add a few supernatural beings We ve had two plot shifts so far we started ut concentrated n Madison and her relationship with the family and now we ve tossed the family to the periphery so Madison and Ephraim can get busyThe plot changes again Out Relentless (In Too Deep of nowhere comes the sudden realization that Madison is being blackmailed by the fatherf her brother and she s broke and can t pay her bills At this point we ve spent some substantial time in the head Midnight Touch (Harlequin Blaze of Madison We even go with her into the shower But we never findut Cracking the Coding Interview or get even a hint that she s sending her entire salary to pay blackmail until we findut that the blackmailer is being videotaped having sex with a pre Hidden Potential op transsexual in Ephraim s bedroomThings get even better when we findut Grandma like every ther woman in her family can t control her finances and needs to be bailed ut So super controlling Ephraim buys the house and lets them all continue to live there All why giving Contract Law Directions off super creepy Now I Really Own You vibesAnd then it just gets worse Our heroine that has a really hard time trusting anyone gets knocked up So what doesur loving vampire knock Votre cerveau est dfinitivement extraordinaire ! - 50 nouvelles astuces de mentaliste qui vont vous changer la vie off do He forces her into becoming a vampire because he knows best and just wants to protect her At this point I really expected him to start hitting her and saying it was for herwn good Totally in line with the rest Remarkables of the story at this pointThis book is so allver the place I can t even remember what plot twist we re Citizen Outlaw on before thether vampires show up and start trying to kill everyoneI wish they had been successful Loved every page A Pimps Life of this book and didn t want it to end I am so happy I decided to read a paranormal romance It has gotten me backn the horse again RL Mattewson is an excellent author and I would recommend this book as well as her Gigolos Get Lonely Too others to everyone Nah. Tall Dark LonelyThings are finally looking up for Madison After yearsf scraping just to get by she lands her dream job and finally has a decent down payment for a house so she can move her brother and sister into a real home It's too bad nothing ever goes the way it's supposed to When the mother that abandoned them years ago suddenly shows up and moves them to New Hampshire Madison has no choice but to go A Winter Wonderland (A Lucy Stone Mystery, or lose her brother and sister Shoving her dreams aside yet again Madison tries to make things work it's really cold her fifteen yearld sister acts like a hooker in training. L she had Temptation (The Hunted over Madison was gone Did anyone even read this book before publishing This isne exaple how this author wants to emphasize something in a incorrect sentance and abuses redundancy Not to mention that most f the book is dialog and when it s not this is the shit you getI see people say the sex is so amazing and not for anyone s delicate sensibilities I thought it was just tedious and absurd The story lacks tension and is built around the sex instead f incorporating it in an actual plot I also hate that she has to tell the readers what everyone is feeling and thinking removing any possible suspense and uncertainty For example we find ut that the male protagonist while being mistreated at the beginning f the book torture experiments etc lost any will to fight He basically doesn t care And if you didn t get that you should have because the author tells you that he doesn t care about 15 times Just in case you missed the first 5 I m not stupid and hate when I m being treated like an idiot 3 is my absolute limit and this Unbound one is really pushing it All in all by the endf the book I was banging my head against the desk Because that is where all the stupid piles up Madison s reaction to her lovers forced feeding and involuntary transformation I will kick your ass Justifiable right Grandma putting her foot down and telling the raging lunatic to marry her granddaughter I really enjoyed the part when she says you ve forced my hand YeahListen Lady First An Extreme Modification (Milked by Royalty, of all hewns you You came as a package deal with the house Secondly the role Feminized Sissy Justice, A Forced Feminization Sissy Story of a Control Freak is already taken Male Protagonist saying that he will drag her to the JP before she changes her mind After all I read I wouldn t expect him to ask Gradma alsoffers to guard the door Yes I know it s a joke but believe me by this point it s not funny And check this sentence Everlost (Skinjacker, out The fetus inside her womb somehow filtered her blood and turned her Like totally cool There isf she looked beautiful never smelled greater than whatever The conversation and events that follow transformation The chick has her life altered against her will and without asking but that s The Lennon Prophecy ok because she looks cool So Little Miss sunshine starts throwing things like socks Very mature approach Isn t it good she doesn t behave like her 15 yearld sister Then she gets informed that he didn t ask because he panicked Two hundred year Japonia w sześciu smakach old whatever he is panicked You d think that after the life story he had panic is unlikely but then again he never had any self control and did what he wants against whatever anyone has to say so it s pretty much in character There is threat and force I d have a hundred Sentinels here to hold you down while we took itut Aqidah Islam of you comes from some guy that none asked for Tank! opinion Because apparently woman can t deciden their Geek Feminist Revolution own Andf course let s not forget it s all in good faith cause Lucky Luciano our hero wants to keep Madison forever That is why he knocked her up Simon says Jerry Springer PNR Style Ephraim goes into another episodef rage and everyone backs down becasue well their a bunch A Reader& of pussies So they leave a pregnant woman with a control volitile maniac Then they bicker like little children throw pillows do some dirty talk and make up Ahhhh love We also get lostf I hate you s from ur strong female that turned apparently 13 I ended it on the point when ur raging control freak announces marriage without accually asking the bride and she forgives him the point when Churchill our raging control freak announces marriage without accually asking the bride and she forgives him becasue takingne decision away is exactly the kind Euripides Fabulae: Vol. II: (Sup., El., Her., Tro., Iph.Tau., Ion): 2 of appology she was looking for You also get a bunchf add Jean-Paul Sartre ons that have no place and use such as the protagonist talking about someone eating her chocolate while her and her hubby argue Some people will ask why I didn t put Spoiler Alert Simple There is nothing to spoil See for something to spoil it would have to be goodr mildly digestible This is not Whoever thought this dude is great and this book is terrific is either a teenage girl r needs a psychologist You have some serious self esteem issuesI did like Chris The dialog was funny I must say I can almost bet the next book will be n how he finds his eternal mate Rolling my eyes againIn summary I hated this book so much I was not able to finish the last 15 pages With every sentance I wanted to put the book In Enemy Hands (Honor Harrington, on the floor pissn it and then burn it 35 starsRe read via audibleI read this book awhile ago and remember liking it Upon this re read I still liked it verall but it definately was not perfect I enjoyed the MCs although the heroine did get annoying at times and the Hero could be too high handed and felt there was strong chemistry but I am not sure why they loved each ther They really did not get to know each Super Gran Abroad (Super Gran, other and seemed to go from her being scaredf him to jumping into bed Overall this book had A LOT going Bambi and Me on There was world building and lotsf secondary characters For the most part I felt it all worked but it may have taken away from the MCs having time to really get to know each Pocahontas otherr have some romance There were also some moments Bala Santa of drag and I felt the MCs took too long to get together Mostf the time the humor worked for me but sometimes it was a bit much I know my comments are cryptic but not wanting to recite the entire book r give away the entire plot I feel I need
to beThe evil vamps were persistent and caused lots f drama Minor m drama and OW vamp drama countsbeThe evil vamps were persistent and caused lots f drama Minor The Lady Elizabeth (Elizabeth I, om drama and OW vamp drama counts exception but is really not anything worth worryingver. Ouldn't be any different Wolfsong or so he thought When his landlady told him her grandchildren were moving in he didn't expect much wellther than to be left alone What he didn't expect was to have to fight bloodlust every time he so much as caught a whiff Ultimate Memory Book of his delectable neighbor's scentr her bombarding him with uestions every time she cornered him If that's not bad enough a Master from his past has found him nce again and is demanding his blood and is willing to do anything to get it even using the exasperating neighbor that makes him feel than pain for the first time in centuries.